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I avoided that one because of the toilet references / KSS Nazis.
It's a better version though.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did you get away with mentioning the war?
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"So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it.
So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Has Fawlty done a quick resource file localisation in this case? 
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That show had so many memorable moments and quotes!
She can kill a man at ten paces with one blow of her tongue!
If you're not over here in 20 minutes with my door, I shall come over there and insert a large garden gnome in you. Good day.
May I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain...
You can see the sea! It's over there between the land and the sky!
And of course the seminal:
Duck's off.
My only problem was that I couldn't watch a whole episode at a single sitting; it just got too cringeworthy...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Haha, yes those are good.
I'm not bothered by cringeworthy series too much. Just saw the UK version of The Office last weekend. I like that there was no canned laughter added, so one really has to listen and pay attention to recognize some jokes. It created a more natural flow of sketches in my opinion. But that added to the cringe factor. The atmosphere really gets awkward at times.
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Sean Connery and his boat
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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"Red Riding Hood - An Unexpected Encounter"
(yes|no|maybe)*
"Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
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Dire Straits in Dire Straits
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Woman in Red?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Imperium: Nero (the undubbed version)
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📆📀📆💾💿💽 (6)
A bit late, but Thursday is the firs day of my weekend, and I'm used to learn and not visit CP...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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0B 1W
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Disque 
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0B 1W
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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MEDIAS
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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1st and 3rd are the same letter.
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2B 0W
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Right!
You are up tomorrow...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It is always 7 or 4 seats left for me. I suspect they have assigned random numbers to each user. What's your number?
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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d@nish wrote: What's your number?
A bottle of zinfandel numbs me just fine.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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So yesterday I'm firing off my application build scripts, and a couple of the targets barf with some obscure message. Researching, the results say to repair your VS installation. Easy enough. 4 elephanting hours later, I'm presented with a cute dialog with the title:
"Setup Completed. However, not all features installed correctly."
I will now allow 5 min for the Code Project community to ponder the absurdity of the above statement. I can see walking into my office, then telling my boss, "The code is complete, but it doesn't work." 
I'm then directed to "log file" - 8000 lines of it, I $hit you not. Full of things that are probably important to people at MS, but me? You want me to cypher your dookie?
OR
I can select "common issues and workarounds", so I do, and not a single entry refers to my reported issue: "Another version of this product is already installed."
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I've had the same thing. It's usually some extension that didn't install correctly. Yeah, I know. You're thinking "extension!??!", but I no install no steenkin' extención. Au contraire moin freund, VS2015 has many features implemented through extensions. 
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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