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Is it THIS ONE[^]???
Safe for work, but possibly not for the stomach... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Donning the Mankini starring Sean Ewington
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Thanks for some real lols. Here's another company [^] you might like!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I have got a project to build a CRM program in C# but I don't have a time to do it.
So I wanna find a someone who can make it for me.
Where can I find one?
Is there any website Order&Buy software?
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hapiten wrote: So I wanna find a someone who can make it for me.
You can find one in QA
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Yes, there are websites where you can "order" software. You'll find them by googling for "hire software developer" or similar.
QA is a section of this website where people can ask programming questions. It is NOT a place to order software.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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hapiten wrote: What is QA?
QA is a group of Forums right here on CodeProject.
Each forum is a friendly place where some of the most talented programmers in the world are ready and willing to write your software for you; however, there is one catch: you need to know the top-secret code-word that tells these programmers you are serious: the secret word moves you, immediately, to the front of the queue.
The code word is: "gimmez." Be sure and use that word in either the title of your post, or in the first line of your explanation of what you want.
«In art as in science there is no delight without the detail ... Let me repeat that unless these are thoroughly understood and remembered, all “general ideas” (so easily acquired, so profitably resold) must necessarily remain but worn passports allowing their bearers short cuts from one area of ignorance to another.» Vladimir Nabokov, commentary on translation of “Eugene Onegin.”
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Feeling a little bitter today, Bill? 
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BillWoodruff wrote: The code word is: "gimmez."
I thought it was "urgent"  I've been doing it wrong.
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That's "URGNTZZZ!!!" and it's the keyword for "Do my homework, I need to hand it in in an hour"
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If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Go to Freelancer.com and ask there.
But be aware: you get what you pay for. Pay peanuts, get monkeys.
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You're welcome!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Pay peanuts, get monkeys elephants.
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Nah...elephants never forget. We're talking RentACoder here - they never learn! 
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Pay peanuts, get monkeys elephants squirrels.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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A word of caution - a CRM is generally a very large and complex piece of business software.
Depending on your specification - you may be better off buying something off the shelf although it will not come cheap.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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So, first day on the job and your BS CV has got you in the s#it eh?
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While coming to office today, I noticed some yellow thing flutter. I was just under my right eye on the balaclava. I ignored it for a while and kept riding. Then started feeling weird in right eye so stopped to check. Nothing in helmet, nothing in balaclava, nothing in the eye.
Somehow my mind tells me it was a tiny spider.
I tried doing that SpiderMan thing with hands to see if it works now, but I ended up looking stupid in office. I still feel there is something in my right eye.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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It takes a while before it starts working. Just keep doing those wrist flip motions around the office... 
<sig notetoself="think of a better signature">
<first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last>
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Radioactive spider venom isn't instant acting - wait until lunchtime, and then try to crawl on the ceiling.
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