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The level of complexity increases by a factor of 5 for every subsystem integrated into the new monolithic system. "They" typically have no clue as to what they're asking for, and assume that it should only get easier with every additional subsystem.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Very well put!
I think that does probably describe the thinking behind this.
In an recent 'integration' which was a case of Extract Transform Load - the head of IT was surprised by what was required stating "why can't we just integrate the two systems" - after speaking to a colleague we worked out that he meant "Why can't I take system A developed by company Aardvark and click on a menu point to connect all of the data to system B designed by company Zebra?"
It's shocking how the marketing mob have moved in to IT, or rather how so many(non-technical people) in IT have been 'educated' by the marketing mob.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: "why can't we just integrate the two systems"
Dear god I hate that phrase! Right up there with "Can't you just link the two databases and make it just work?" (WTF, I actually got that one not too long ago). Thanks goodness my ability to reason still outweighs my want to strangle.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm in charge of all our integrations. Creating, deploying, maintaining, supporting, everything.
I've quit.
I am alarmed at the lack of worry about that amongst the key people here.
They got a quote from the vendor for the software we use to maintain things after I leave, it was a lot more than they're paying me.
That came as a surprise to them.
Next they sent up an admin user to find out what she needed to take over the role from me.
I told her.
She went away again.
They have also sent a PM to produce a handover document, she spent a few hours with me going through all the things I do. Now she is expecting a document with a list of tasks that I do, and a document to tell someone how to do it.
They don 't seem to understand that you actually need skills and knowledge and lots of experience to do this job.
I find it insulting.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I think it's a modern phenomenon.
15 years ago I found that most users, while being perhaps IT illiterate, at least respected the knowledge and experience a professional had.
Now I find people using buzzwords all the time, buying in software that has huge hidden costs and then look down at me when I try and explain the time required to wire together two systems.
I would never pretend to understand the workings of my car and defer to mechanics with great respect.
chriselst wrote: They don 't seem to understand that you actually need skills and knowledge and lots of experience to do this job.
Quite! Someone asked me to transfer all I did to a junior developer and a LAMP stack developer in 6 weeks. When I explained that "transfering 20+ years of experience and knowledge in 6 weeks is not possible" he got a bit miffed and stated that he did not expect me to do a "brain download" - well what does he flippin' expect 
You have my sympathy
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Just tell them you'll cast the chicken guts and see what happens.
Hopefully they'll be so weirded out they won't use the phrase again.
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Because she couldn't control her pupils
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Sent this joke to one of my colleagues on Skype.
"haha", she replied 
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This isn't funny...
I once knew a teacher who couldn't control her pupils...
The stress greatly affected her health and she eventually had a heart attack in a restaurant, and unfortunately, not even all the letters in the alphabet could save her...
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musefan wrote: I once knew a teacher who couldn't control her pupils...
Most of them in my experience.
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On Talk Like a Pirate Day, All members know CP, arr.
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That's sad. Her boyfriend had already dumped her because he thought she was seeing someone else!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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engaged small square device before editor (8)
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Not too sure about this:
engaged
small EN (small measurement, half an EM)
square device ROLL (as in DICE)
before editor ED
ENROLLED
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No. But some parts of your thinking are correct.
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Damn.
Is it the answer to the FSOW OTD instead?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope, sorry not that either. Different letter counts and all.
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Didn't think it would be, but it was a better guess than anything else I'd tried...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Employed ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Yes correct - you're up next
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To me, 4th, 5th, 6th letters of first word and all the letters of second word appear as rectangles (⛙)
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TRAFFIC SIGNS?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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