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playground
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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1B 3W
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Sure about the 10 - isogram has only 7...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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PICTOGRAMS
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Is this a new game where you have to come up with something yourself or is it safe to guess?
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Obfuscated, it is 
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Congratulations!
We have a winner, and you are up tomorrow! 
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Omo!! Reallyy!! 
Thanks. It feels pretty amazing 
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I was sooooo tempted to give it to Duncan for using the word first, even if he didn't realize it! 
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I think technically, that you used it first.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I'm allowed to - it was a misdirection hint!
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Somethings are better left unrealized 
I'm contended
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Entropy just isn't what it used to be.
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neither is nostalgia
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Nostalgia's just a pain in the behind!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Or it would have been if his sleeping was an isentropic process? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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He never sleeps
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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He must, after "counting" all those sheep.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: "counting" all those sheep
The shear number of them is terrifying!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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It'd take longer to break into this one[^].
veni bibi saltavi
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To follow up on Ravi's Darwin post I humbly submit stupid customer service tip of the day;
A Jupiter man was arrested for throwing a live alligator into a Wendy’s restaurant drive-through
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Mike Hankey wrote: A Jupiter man was arrested for throwing a live alligator into a Wendy’s restaurant drive-through
So whilst we're expecting the Martians to attack it is the Jupitans* who have got in first, alligators an odd choice of weapon for a space man though, unless they come with fricking laser beams.
*Spellcheck suggests Puritans.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: Jupitans
Wouldn't a man from Jupiter be a Jovian? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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