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OriginalGriff wrote: Dij the Cat just walked across my keyboard
The irony of that is that just as I clicked on the subject line to read your post, MY cat walked on the keyboard and activated Team Viewer!
Marc
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Some one Actually Likes the Crap, thats how.
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OriginalGriff wrote: For elephant's sake - how does this kind of rubbish get through their QA?
You mean they have a QA department?
Now that they have complete control of peoples machines I guess they figure they can do any damn thing they want. And from the looks of lounge posts this morning that's exactly what they're doing.
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It's missing the date calculation functions too (or at least was the last time I looked at it).
FYI There's a mod somewhere that installs the Windows 7 calculator on Windows 10. That was almost the first thing I did after installing Windows 10, though I can't remember where I got it off the top of my head.
Anna ( @annajayne)
Tech Blog | Visual Lint
"Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
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Interesting as I can re-size my calculator on Win 10 Ver 1511 Build 10586.63
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Maybe yours opened maximized, it's OK when the window is set to normal.
Tell you what, though. From what I've observed over the years it doesn't matter how they'd have done it, y'all would find something to bitch about! Sheesh....
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You think that's bad? Use the calculator often enough and they'll pop up a little overlay that reads something like "Do you like this app? Please rate it in the Windows Store!".
I wish I was joking.
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There are two calculators. One in the new, what used to be called Metro, style. One that's the old one we know and love. Sounds like the key is bound to the former rather than the latter.
(Edit: at least this is true in Windows 8.1.)
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Maybe it's a new feature, but in Windows 10 build 11102 the calculator is resizable. At its smallest size, in Programmer mode, a button is 50 x 39 px. The window itself is 300x500px which doesn't take up very much screen area on my 2560x1600 px monitor. In Standard mode it is even smaller.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Tell me Mr Microsoft Developer: What possible reason is there for replacing the old (working) Win7 Calculator with a new one that almost fills a 22 inch monitor with a 20 button calculator (with memory) and 2cm high result display?
Microsoft (well, Sinofsky really, but now they're stuck with it) wants you to have the same experience whether you're using their OS on a desktop system with a wall-sized projection screen, or one of the smaller cell phones. It is imperative to them that users feel right at home as they switch between different kinds of devices running Windows. So, the problem isn't that the experience isn't the same on a 22" monitor as it is on a 4" touchscreen, its that you didn't connect a 4" touchscreen to your desktop system 
Yeah, they're kind of out of touch with their users these days.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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Put your mouse on the edge of the window then click and drag. Boom, small calculator.
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♫ I like big butt[on]s ♫
Mark
Just another cog in the wheel
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We buildz it for the mobile, OK? Then we portz it to the PC ... maybe.
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I looked at the headline for this item in the CP Daily News email and thought, "I bet that's an OriginalGriff post".
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Guessing your cat also maximised the app ... by default under win10 it does not occupy the whole screen, unless you are running in tablet mode.
Perhaps you need MS to take over you preferences, would appear that this small decision is beyond your reach ... time for the pussy to take over, pussy whipped much?
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... my time has come! Everything is prepared and tomorrow I can finally go to my boss and hand him the notice. While I intend not to say or do much at all, there are others who want me to ... put some brown mass on his table or at least turn it over.
Any other bad, yet fun ideas?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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DON'T!
You never know when you may be working for the same person some time in the future. Or he gets recruited to your new company, more than one level above you.
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You are right, but in this particular case I do not ever intend to come back, even if it means that I have to sleep under a bridge. He will also not go anywhere and is condemned to stay in his private little hell forever, which should be punishment enough.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Still DON'T, point out all that is wrong and bugging you and the other devs as a PROFESSIONAL. Dramatically less satisfying but unless you are a petulant little brat it is the right thing to do.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Still DON'T!
Even if everyone at your soon to be former employer who you'd be willing to work with again would cheer you for it; the story will spread via gossip to people who only know you did something unspeakable on your way out; not that your PHB was an elephanting sunshine who deserved a million times worse.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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CDP1802 wrote: He will also not go anywhere and is condemned to stay in his private little hell forever, which should be punishment enough.
Is... is it possible??? Can there actually be someone else out there who sounds EXACTLY like someone I'm working with as well?
Let me ask you... Does this person take pride and joy in appearing to be as supremely miserable as possible in their existence, and play the "I work harder than everyone else" card while standing on the backs (and necks) of all those who report to him? With absolutely no ambition in life, except to stay exactly where he is in his self-made prison... his own martyrdom?
Just curious.
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I may add the following:
- Unlike the Pope, he is not infallible in relegious matters, but in everything he does.
- He is a master of 'delegating' work, himself doing 'the rest.
- He is a master at pushing away any responsibility, at least when something goes wrong.
- He is also a master at taking credit for it when accidentally something works.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I can say, with all reasonable certainty, that you and I do not work for the same company. Yet, by all accounts, I would find it hard to believe this is not the same individual. You have described him to the very letter.
I congratulate you on your move forward, and because I know firsthand the sheer frustration of what you've been going through during your time there - I am happy for you.
It can be oh-so-tempting to burn that bridge and stand on the other side of the valley laughing maniacally, but as others have said... refrain. You'll be much happier having taken the high road out of that place. It also will do absolutely no good to try to knock that person down a few pegs on your way out. Just do what I do - henceforth, refer to that individual as "The Teflon Don" - since nothing sticks to them anyway.
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That sounds like a generic description of middle management.
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Why would you want to do that? As a professional, you should let the current employers know why are you leaving them (the real reason, whatever it is). Then, you can also say, if the issues I mentioned were fixed, I might come back and be happy here.
On a lighter note, you might plan a funeral of your employee ID and invite those concerned.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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