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As others have said, be the adult, keep it civil.
When I turned in my notice at my last position, the manager said, "I don't understand..."
Blah, blah, blah...
I never thought she'd leave, either, but, a few years later, she left and is now working in the building next to me; different company, but who knows what may happen?
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CDP1802 wrote: Any other bad, yet fun ideas?
Many, but as others said, Don't.
The worst thing you can do to your boss is a big silly smile from ear to ear showing him how happy you are to leave.
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That will not be too hard.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I wore a Looney Tunes tie to work one day and my boss asked me why I chose that tie and I told him; "This is a Mickey Mouse organization, I just thought it appropriate."
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Now, that's poetry!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Definitely DON'T!
After a long last-day lunch (we used to do that back then) a colleague replied to his boss's farewell speech with some very choice words.
One phone call, and he didn't start at his new job on Monday. Or ever.
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KONAMI
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Adrift ?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Obviously too easy; you're up tomorrow.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
"Look, Miss Thompson. I know you think I'm an idiot, but normally I'm quite normal. It's only when I'm in the presence of a lady that I... It's really just an interesting psychological phenomenon. If a man who is susceptible to a type of para-Freudian syndrome like this encounters a nubile female, what happens?"
Which movie?
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That's no movie - it's my life! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Beauty and the Beast?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Isn't that what I just said???  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Never having met you, I wouldn't know... 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The iron Lady
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Driving Miss Oops-a-daisies
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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It does really look like a Archie Goodwin quote, I had to google it to find out it's not.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Something about The Gods ... right ?
but I admit I cheated a bit and used Google
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Beach Blanket Bingo
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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ah, so that's why your popularity points are so high ... 
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