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Apparently eating black pudding in the days before a colon cancer test will often lead to false positive results[^]
I love the black beauties, especially the famed Bury black puddings.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Chris Quinn wrote: Bury black puddings
You may need to explain to our overseas listeners that that's not an instruction! 
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They can experience the joys themselves![^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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And if they can't get to the one they want they will pull the whole tree down.
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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I've been lucky in that all 3 of mine aren't interested. Also they each got the same christmas present quite early on: 3 identical catnip kicker toys.
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You fool you! Cats don't have OWNERS! Cats have STAFF!
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or servants... 
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Really, now. If you didn't want the ornaments to be inspected then why did you hang them up to begin with? That's the trouble with people . . .
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I think our cat actual just goes "Pink blobs! No sense of humour..."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I always make sure to hang the wooden ornaments near the bottom of the tree to keep the cat satisfied and amused...
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how do the comments have anything to do with the hosting site? Are you trying to get us to go to the hosting site "itaxsmart", by baiting us with stupid "funny" code comments? I don't know. 
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Did not intend to send your to a 'bad' site - the link was in reddit/r/programming, did not pay close attention to the site this early in the morning. Sorry. 
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... does a courier send me an email to tell me that a parcel has been delivered ... to me? I know! I was there. You only allow items to be delivered to the addressee in person. Do you imagine that after half an hour I've forgotten it occurring?
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I read a message from you in the CodeProject Lounge 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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That's what their SOP says 
Standard Operating Procedure
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The company policy states "An Email or text message must be sent to allow the customer to know that the package is out for delivery", the office drone whose job it was forgot to send you the message when said truck left and now sent you an Email alert thinking that you like my parents and only check your email when someone (usually me!) says 'Have you checked your email'....
I bet ya!
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It is the end of the delivery process and so you get a message of it.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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The courier services here send an email to us to let us know that they have delivered a package. It's useful since they just leave them at the door and if I am expecting something, I can ask a neighbor to pick it up for me while I'm at work.
That said, I don't think I've gotten an email for a package that I have to sign for... I'll need to order some ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) and check.
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In case the courier went to the wrong address and some dodgy person squiggled in the signature box and think they are going to keep your stuff without you noticing for a few days and then deny all knowledge of said package ever arriving?
modified 6-Jan-16 11:49am.
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That would be reasonable except that this is a special delivery for which I'm required to provide ID (I could tell you why but then I'd have to kill you!)
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Member 9082365 wrote: (I could tell you why but then I'd have to kill you!)
But can't you put anyone's email address in when asking to receive notice of delivery?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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