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Sounds like the only thing that needs fixing is the client! 
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Client can not be fixed! And 101% of clients behave like this in a lot of occasions...Better get used to it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You must not know IBM System/360 programming:
XC - eXecute Client
(actually Xor Character)
EDIT: For the humour-impaired, this was intended to raise a smile. It perhaps did not achieve the desired effect, but I certainly do not advocate harming clients in any way.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 7-Dec-15 10:51am.
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I'm old enought to learn on mainframe and I can remember that eXecute here means this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contract_killing[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You must have had some really weird instructors (and an even weirder mainframe  ).
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Typical of clients. Get used to it. It's going to happen far more often than you can put up with.
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Next time you send a mock up clearly describe what you are sending, this is a mock up of the the custom error pages and you would not have a pissed off, embarrassed client.
If you did describe it correctly then you are running up against the standard reaction of a client, they hire you therefore they feel they have the right to yell at you.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Next time you send a mock up clearly describe what you are sending, this is a mock up of the the custom error pages and you would not have a pissed off, embarrassed client.
Yeah, we did describe it. Something along the lines of "please review the images that show the design of the custom error pages".
From what I know, a few hours later, both the client and the PM were laughing about it (kudos to the client for being able to be auto-sarcastic).
Φευ! Εδόμεθα υπό ρηννοσχήμων λύκων!
(Alas! We're devoured by lamb-guised wolves!)
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An easy one because I'm out of office tomorrow
#FDF5E6 (7)
modified 7-Dec-15 5:43am.
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Ahh, machine code, a short and not very clear sequence of two instructions.
xxx0 FD F5 SDI 0xF5 - Subtract F5 from the accumulator, result back into the accumulator
xxx2 E6 SEX R6 - Make register 6 the stack pointer, best instruction ever
At least according to the CDP1802 data sheet.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Not what I had in mind no
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Isn't it (3,4)?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
modified 7-Dec-15 5:00am.
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Like it! 
(But it's still "Magnolia" to me!)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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99.2% red, 96.1% green, and 90.2% blue.
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Now you're all just teasing me 
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Oh no. It is a good one.
We just want to giver others a chance to solve it too.
But after posting I realised that my post may be a too nearby clue.
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OK...So that's a code for a named color called Old Lace, that used to be OldLace because no space allowed in names around programming (mostly)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yes, that's right. You're up tomorrow 
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Nice one.
I thought of the more generic answer: colours
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I upset my younger daughter yesterday while we were making kolbasz[^] and hurka[^] for our Christmas eatings. 15kg of kolbasz and 8kg of hurka...
I was humming the Peppa Pig theme, saying which member of the family each piece of meat came from and suggesting that Aunty could make a fair few pounds with tie-in products.
Apparently she wasn't impressed.
BTW Peppa was delicious!
veni bibi saltavi
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There's a version of Peppa Pig in Germany as well...called "Peppa Wutz"
My 3-year-old son likes that, too. Too sad I have to tell him he can't watch it anymore 
Oink Oink!
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U. G. Leander wrote: There's a version of Peppa Pig in Germany as well...called "Peppa Wutz wurst[^]"
Fixed that for you....
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...and afterwards we put the sausage in a "wurst case"
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 23kg of sausage just for Christmas? Who you feeding? The 5000?
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