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That's a safe answer for this thread.  
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I was just speaking semaphorically.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Damn... beat me to it.
(yes|no|maybe)*
"Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
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Looking at some old code, I would say I beat some others as well. They obviously never heard anything about patterns at all except maybe the Simpleton. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ah, yeah... the simpleton... you certainly could build a whole system with that 
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"Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
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Vanishing Point
veni bibi saltavi
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*ahem*[^] (Scroll down and click through the next button for a demonstration.)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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"Static Thread - The Single Apartment"
(yes|no|maybe)*
"Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
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"System Idle Process - A Microsoft Story"
(yes|no|maybe)*
"Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
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Debbie does Dallas V Paris Hilton
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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My Destination..... The Final one
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I think they made a tv series[^] about that too, right?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Did they? I didn't know about it.
Seems like a co-incidence happened here
Don't know how my instincts come up with that name 
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Another thought of the day: Is dieting wishful shrinking?
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Have you asked your wife?
Life is too shor
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I'd recommend it .
If it wasn't in English my 5 year old could understand it and that's actually quite enjoying.
Now I'm waiting for the first big Hollywood production of XKCD: The Movie 
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In my dark past I tested MonoDevelop/Xamarin Studio and occasionally reported some bugs (if you can now work with Git in Xamarin Studio, blame that on me!)...
One of my reports about automatic event-handler generation (twice) in GTK+ projects was examined (and then buried) by the one and only Miguel de Icaza - that happened in May 2012...In March 2015 (now with Xamarin Studio) I was still able to reproduce the problem...(Yest - that's 3 years)
Today! I've got a confirmation, that the bug indeed exists...
I've spotted it in version 2.8 and now it is 5.10...and almost 4 years...
So what I have learned from it? No-one ever creates a GTK+ project...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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One wonders what the usage of the term "buried" referred to here. Does it mean "ignored," or "covertly deleted," or "rejected" ... blamed on GTK+ ?
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Me think 'ignored' - they realized way before me, that there is no future in it...In GTK+, multi-platform development I mean..
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The bug exists for sure.
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E-juice
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Leaving for Germany tomorrow (first a wedding then business with a supplier). Some colleagues want to take a quick side trip (2 hours by car) to Amsterdam on Friday evening.
I'm in no need of pot or a prostitute.
Can anyone offer a couple highlights that might make the 4 hour round trip worth it for me?
Extraordinary or historical architecture?
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Yeah man, there's some great pot and prostitutes in Amsterdam!
But seriously, being a Dutchie myself, who rarely visits Amsterdam, I'd say go for The Rijksmuseum[^] and make a boat trip on the canals. Maybe you can visit the Anne Frank house[^] too.
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Cool - thanks!
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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As a tourist myself, I can agree with Sander. However I would rate Anne franks place lowest unless you are interested in the history.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: However I would rate Anne franks place lowest unless you are interested in the history.
I've heard it's got really good closet space though.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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