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V.1-Dec-15 21:25

1-Dec-15 21:25

Roy picks up phone:
Hello IT, did you try turning it off and on again?

(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

HobbyProggy1-Dec-15 21:26

HobbyProggy

1-Dec-15 21:26

Exactly

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

if(this.signature != "")
{
    MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
    MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

Daniel Pfeffer1-Dec-15 21:57

Daniel Pfeffer

1-Dec-15 21:57

The Da Vinci files?

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

--Winston Churchill

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter1-Dec-15 22:27

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

1-Dec-15 22:27

No. That's 16th century stuff...

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Corporal Agarn2-Dec-15 0:24

Corporal Agarn

2-Dec-15 0:24

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

Herman<T>.Instance2-Dec-15 1:18

Herman<T>.Instance

2-Dec-15 1:18

Another 48 bugs

In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.

Browsing XKCD -- I assume this is the latest comic!?

jrluce3-Dec-15 2:32

jrluce

3-Dec-15 2:32

Rollerball (the original)

Weston Miller1-Dec-15 17:58

Weston Miller

1-Dec-15 17:58

I was Browsing XKCD, clicking the Random button of course, and then i saw this one... I'm still not entirely sure if this is the best one or worst one I have ever seen...

https://goo.gl/HSdXhA[^]

AndroidStudio, et tu?!

newton.saber1-Dec-15 12:31

newton.saber

1-Dec-15 12:31

I noticed this morning that my i7 laptop was emitting a loud fan noise like it was working on something.
I ignored it and went to work.

Now, returning home I noticed that the fan was still screaming so I looked at TaskManager and Android studio was eating 25% of total processor power. Ugh! WTF | :WTF:

All day long, even though the laptop was closed and idle it was exercising the processor doing nothing.

IDE -- integrated dev environments. blech! Dead | X|

James_Parsons1-Dec-15 15:44

James_Parsons

1-Dec-15 15:44

Your lucky, try having it take 70%-90% cpu power and 60%-70% RAM.

IDE's aren't all bad, Visual Studio and Xcode are quite good actually. Android Studio is not any better or worse than Eclipse IMHO.

i cri evry tiem

Albert Holguin1-Dec-15 18:21

Albert Holguin

1-Dec-15 18:21

James_Parsons wrote:
Android Studio is not any better or worse than Eclipse IMHO.

I'd beg to differ, there is nothing worse than Eclipse... Poke tongue | ;-P

OriginalGriff1-Dec-15 20:20

OriginalGriff

1-Dec-15 20:20

Albert Holguin wrote:
there is nothing worse than Eclipse..

EDLIN?

No, no - you're right.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

pkfox1-Dec-15 21:15

pkfox

1-Dec-15 21:15

Quite a powerful tool once you got your ed round it.

We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP

Richard MacCutchan1-Dec-15 22:17

Richard MacCutchan

1-Dec-15 22:17

James_Parsons wrote:
Android Studio is not any better or worse than Eclipse IMHO.

Far worse on my system. It is so slow as to be unusable, whereas eclipse runs reasonably we;ll.

Patrice T1-Dec-15 16:12

Patrice T

1-Dec-15 16:12

Quote:
et tu?!

How do you translate ?

Patrice

“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein

OriginalGriff1-Dec-15 20:21

OriginalGriff

1-Dec-15 20:21

"Consumed a couple"

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Vark1112-Dec-15 6:19

Vark111

2-Dec-15 6:19

You get the monitor cleaning bill for the day. Smile | :)

Why SPA is just annoying.

90823652-Dec-15 4:14

9082365

2-Dec-15 4:14

R. Giskard Reventlov1-Dec-15 11:33

R. Giskard Reventlov

1-Dec-15 11:33

Single page apps are just annoying and horrible to use when the designer gets too smart.

Prosum[^]

I'm sure they're a great company but, please, rethink the design. It gives people a headache. Mad | :mad:

Why was I looking at it?

Someone there sent me an email asking me why I hadn't submitted my time sheet for last week. I've never heard of them before today!

Kevin Marois1-Dec-15 12:21

Kevin Marois

1-Dec-15 12:21

R. Giskard Reventlov wrote:
Someone there sent me an email asking me why I hadn't submitted my time sheet for last week

So submit one.

If it's not broken, fix it until it is

R. Giskard Reventlov1-Dec-15 12:30

R. Giskard Reventlov

1-Dec-15 12:30

Kevin Marois wrote:
So submit one.

Trap! I suspect that this is just a spam by an agent trying to harvest emails for his database.

Albert Holguin1-Dec-15 18:24

Albert Holguin

1-Dec-15 18:24

Yeah, I get all sorts of odd emails asking for very specific things. I'm guessing it works occasionally since its different people doing it. New age corporate phishing.

ZurdoDev2-Dec-15 1:47

ZurdoDev

2-Dec-15 1:47

And get paid. Ya! I like how you think. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

BillWoodruff1-Dec-15 17:19

BillWoodruff

1-Dec-15 17:19

That web-site in Chrome Version 47.0.2526.73 beta-m (64-bit) displays a 1448 × 956 blurred image, and then ... does nothing for a long time before, finally, loading the un-blurred version of the photo.

A triumph of style over content ?

«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.