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Good one  
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Police in Luton today pulled over a hatter and were amazed to find the car taxed tested and insured.
It wasn't stolen and there was no stolen goods or drugs found.
The driver was sober, and he had a full licence with no points.
A police spokesman said they had no option but to fine him £80 for wasting police time.
veni bibi saltavi
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Must have been just passing through... 
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Must be a political advertisement opposing Dave. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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More likely one of those "really good ideas" you come up with when drunk - and DD has a lot of opportunity to come up with those!
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Huge luck that the big % of voters don't read the lounge...
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Was the hatter mad?!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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A visitor met an old Indian at the reservation. He saw the Indian's wife pottering about in the background.
Knowing that American Indians give evocative names to their children, he asked the old man what his wife's name was.
The Indian replied, "She is called Five Horses."
"That is an unusual name. What does that mean?", asked the visitor.
"It is an old Indian name", replied the Indian. "It means NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG."
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Did not get it ?
Pankaj Maurya
Sr. Software Engineer
Gurgaon, India
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Here Indian means "American Native Indian" and not South Asian Indian
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Pun
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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"Nag" means to pester and annoy someone until they do something (wives are often teased about nagging their husbands to put the bins out, put the toilet seat down, take the garbage out etc), and it is also a slang term for an old or useless horse. So five horses are five nags, and also that the wife nag, nag, nag, nag, nags her husband 
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...has to have the joke explained.
Well done though.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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I guess you know the meaning of Big Horse for a male 
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Yep! "Got a very long pony tail"
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One day a young Indian gets curious about the names of his family.
Child: Dad, where do our names come from?
Father: Whenever a child is born, I sit atop the mountain and the child is named after whatever I see. When your sister was born I saw a hundred buffalo running across the planes so I called her running-buffalo. When your brother was born I saw the river was swollen and glittered in the sun so I called her shining-water. Why do you ask, two-dogs-f******?
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: Why do you ask, two-dogs-f******?
"Two-dogs-fighting? Two-dogs-fighting? Wow, he would have given his right arm to be called Two-dogs-fighting." --- Pterry, Reaper Man
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I heard the same with the punchline
"Why do you ask little-hole-in-rubber?"
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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How was it? Found mostly negative ratings on web. Better than at-least Quantum of Solace?
Anyway already booked ticket for Saturday.
Found this fan trailer of Pierce Brosnan's Spectre[^] last month. Surprisingly the editing was more than average & nice compilation.
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It reminded me very much of the early Bonds: Dr. No and From Russia with Love. A lot of people complain there are no "gadgets", but the early Bonds and the books didn't have gadgets. Like the early Bonds the women play the helpless victims that Bond rescues. And there are a lot of those "unbelievable" moments, but they are in every Bond movie. There is even one point where you will say, "I know how he's going to escape this one" long before he does. But all in all I think it is worth your money to see it. I never liked Daniel Craig as Bond, but since SkyFall, he is starting to grow on me. Skyfall was better, but this one is better still than most of the movies since Sean Connery left.
Brent
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dbrenth wrote: I never liked Daniel Craig as Bond,
Funny, my wife and I think that he is the best James Bond, ever. Sean, used to be, and is currently in second place.
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