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Frayed so - it's the curse of the drinking classes
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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An easy one for a Friday. Good luck!
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modified 20-Nov-15 5:33am.
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RainOnMan? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't mean to rain on your parade but you're incorrect, weather or not you'd like to believe it!
1B 2W
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Parachute?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Correct! You're up for Monday 
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Ooops  At least I have the weekend to think about something.
I would never hava thought of it if I hadn't watched "Band of Brothers" very recently!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Good one 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Police in Luton today pulled over a hatter and were amazed to find the car taxed tested and insured.
It wasn't stolen and there was no stolen goods or drugs found.
The driver was sober, and he had a full licence with no points.
A police spokesman said they had no option but to fine him £80 for wasting police time.
veni bibi saltavi
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Must have been just passing through...
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Must be a political advertisement opposing Dave.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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More likely one of those "really good ideas" you come up with when drunk - and DD has a lot of opportunity to come up with those!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Huge luck that the big % of voters don't read the lounge...
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Was the hatter mad?!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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A visitor met an old Indian at the reservation. He saw the Indian's wife pottering about in the background.
Knowing that American Indians give evocative names to their children, he asked the old man what his wife's name was.
The Indian replied, "She is called Five Horses."
"That is an unusual name. What does that mean?", asked the visitor.
"It is an old Indian name", replied the Indian. "It means NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG."
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Did not get it ?
Pankaj Maurya
Sr. Software Engineer
Gurgaon, India
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Here Indian means "American Native Indian" and not South Asian Indian
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Pun
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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"Nag" means to pester and annoy someone until they do something (wives are often teased about nagging their husbands to put the bins out, put the toilet seat down, take the garbage out etc), and it is also a slang term for an old or useless horse. So five horses are five nags, and also that the wife nag, nag, nag, nag, nags her husband 
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...has to have the joke explained.
Well done though.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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I guess you know the meaning of Big Horse for a male 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Yep! "Got a very long pony tail"
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