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Movie Quote Of The Day
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
Which movie?
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The Elephant man
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Boo-Lander
Regards,
Palash
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Der Neinsager[^]
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Susan Boyle - A Life
veni bibi saltavi
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I think I'd rather have someone who can sing (but looks like she was dragged through a hedge backwards after the plough had run her over a few times) than some of these plastic cookie-cutter morons that can't sing, but do. (Who should be run over with a plough a few hundred times, and then recycled as firelighters)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Simon doesn't like your thinking.
Simon will be upset.
Simon must be avenged.
veni bibi saltavi
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Simon can kiss my ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Maybe, but he'd rather you turn around. Allegedly.
veni bibi saltavi
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Star Trek: The Worth of Kirk
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Eugoogly[^]. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogly was?
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Software Zen: delete this;
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Just reading through a job spec I've been sent by a recruiter and got to this line;
Quote: • Possess excellent communication skills, with an emphasis on verbal and written skills
An emphasis on verbal and written communication skills.
As opposed to what?
Mime?
Interpretive dance?
Semaphore?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Body language, obviously.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm getting good at reading female body language.. for example if her arms are around your neck, I'm pretty sure that's meant to express anger.
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Uh, I think if her arms are around your neck that's good. Alternatively, if her *hands* are around your neck, that's bad.
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Meant hands, wrote arms.. don't know why 
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You know why. Because you are good at female body language but not good on written English body language.
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Seen on a resume:
Languages: C#, C/C++, Java, JavaScript, Body.
/ravi
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I'd be in real trouble at my current place if people there knew what I was thinking.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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They'd just think you *REALLY* liked Morecambe and Wise and love singing their theme song...
veni bibi saltavi
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Yodeling.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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