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And in Napoli they simply make an offer which you can't refuse (unless you want to take your new overshoes for a swim in the bay). 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Pointless precisation: the quote and the behaviour you described is the depiction of Sicilian criminality, which is pretty far from Napoli 
As far as I saw in other nations people are much more relaxed, to the point that in London's Burger King (Piccadilly or Leicester Square, can't remember precisely) there were tens of warnings all over the walls that encouraged people to not put phones, wallets, house/car keys in plain sight over the table and to keep in check ersonal belongings. That comes so obvious and natural in Italy I was pretty amused that there is the necessity to actually tell it!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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It's probably a branch office!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A competitor, actually. Sicilian Mafia, Campany's Camorra, Calabria's 'Ndrangheta, Puglia's Sacra Corona Unita and others I'm not aware of are very different between each other and act as competitors. In these "civilized" times they can even cooperate but always as distinct entities and with formal procedures with liasons, ambassadors and such. Basically they are autonomous States inside the State.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
Which movie?
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The Elephant man
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Boo-Lander
Regards,
Palash
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Der Neinsager[^]
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Susan Boyle - A Life
veni bibi saltavi
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I think I'd rather have someone who can sing (but looks like she was dragged through a hedge backwards after the plough had run her over a few times) than some of these plastic cookie-cutter morons that can't sing, but do. (Who should be run over with a plough a few hundred times, and then recycled as firelighters)
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Simon doesn't like your thinking.
Simon will be upset.
Simon must be avenged.
veni bibi saltavi
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Simon can kiss my ...
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Maybe, but he'd rather you turn around. Allegedly.
veni bibi saltavi
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Star Trek: The Worth of Kirk
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Eugoogly[^]. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogly was?
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Software Zen: delete this;
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Just reading through a job spec I've been sent by a recruiter and got to this line;
Quote: • Possess excellent communication skills, with an emphasis on verbal and written skills
An emphasis on verbal and written communication skills.
As opposed to what?
Mime?
Interpretive dance?
Semaphore?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Body language, obviously.
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I'm getting good at reading female body language.. for example if her arms are around your neck, I'm pretty sure that's meant to express anger.
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Uh, I think if her arms are around your neck that's good. Alternatively, if her *hands* are around your neck, that's bad.
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Meant hands, wrote arms.. don't know why
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You know why. Because you are good at female body language but not good on written English body language.
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Seen on a resume:
Languages: C#, C/C++, Java, JavaScript, Body.
/ravi
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