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"I stood and shouted at the water but it didn't seem to do much."
Cnut is alive and living in Leeds... 
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Check your pselling! 
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That's very regionalist! Is that allowed these days?
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Yorkshiremen are convinced everyone is having a go at them all the time anyway so you might as well just take the opportunity.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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It is very easy to take the pish out of anybody who still tucks their vest into their socks. 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Check your pselling!
No. He's talking about King Cnut of Engerland. Look him up, he's real, I'm too lazy to find it for you. I did that last time I posted about him.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I note that Leeds fans shout that at Rugby League games despite the fact that the opposition is often Yorkshire too.
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Only for the Hull teams, that's not real Yorkshire 
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A right bunch of Southerners.
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Quote: The customers thought we were pretty stupid - they're probably right,
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'm going to Leeds for New Years, this might get interesting.
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Ooo! It gets cold then.
You might need a long-sleeve T shirt.
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And a pair of rubber boots, apparently.
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Oh, we used to dream o' havin' a pair o' rubber boots! 
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... different reasons G, different reasons
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My daughter's homework this week is to think of an adjective, then think of an antonym for it that starts with the same letter.
For example 'fragrant - flatulent'
They have to try to get 26 of them, one for each letter of the alphabet.
So off you go, have fun with it, I have no idea if it is even possible.
I'm not really going to give her the answers, but I had a bit of a laugh coming up with amusing pairs, rude ones predictably, and haven't yet managed to get anything for x or z (or quite a few others that I haven't tried to think of so far).
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Take it to QA with the subject "SND WRDZZZZZ URGNTZZZZ!!!!"
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I did consider it, there is a staggering lack of sense of humour amongst many that I expect it would have been shut down almost immediately.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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You might also get a completely correct but useless answer paired with a downvote from Griffs favourite.
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From my master list of words:
Sour - Sweet
Awake - Asleep
Careful - Careless
Clockwise - Counter-clockwise (?)
Harmful - Harmless
Maximum - Minimum
Thick - Thin
Useful - Useless
I will add more if I find any.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
modified 17-Nov-15 5:11am.
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I'll take Yin Yang for a 100 please.
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zero - zillion
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