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In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
"The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm me! I have a little Italian in me, a bit of Greek blood, a little Irish and some Spanish blood. What do you say to that?"
The Englishman lowered his newspaper, looks over his glasses and replied,
"How very sporting of your mother!"
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Quote: It's not that they're wicked or naturally bad
It's knowing they're foreign that makes them so mad!
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Build it!
They will come! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Message Closed
modified 17-Nov-15 4:17am.
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Now, not everyone's first language is English. However you did post your question in perfectly legible English so I can't give you a free ride there.
At the top of the page is the following blurb:
Quote: Technical discussions are encouraged, but click here to ask your programming question.
So if you'd just delete this post and click on the link at top I'm sure someone will help you with this ...
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This is the Kentucky Fried Question and your name must be Rex Kramer[^], the danger seeker.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You forgot the USE [Correct_Forum]; statement. That's why.
Jeremy Falcon
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Member 11528928 wrote: but error is DATABASE not exist
Really? I wonder what your problem might be (besides posting in the wrong forum)... 
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May be, it's an impact if using Google Translator..
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Our app works almost entirely on metadata. Working with said can be complicated and tedious at times, especially when trying to debug or setup features. So naturally, being lazy, I spent a lot of time and effort building a tool to enable me to be lazy. And being lazy I made sure all the commands were terse, as in a 4 letter command is akin to a German compound noun. I just typed in the following commmand:
oby -nam lp ei 12 tag
Perhaps I went too far?
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Yes.
My long term goal is to live forever. So far, so good...
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MidwestLimey wrote: Our app works almost entirely on metadata.
When I wrote a 3-tier client-server system based entirely on metadata and a custom script language, before coding a single line of the client-server system, I made it a point to code the UI's to support the metadata first. 
Marc
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yyd
"Yes, You Did".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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That's called job security, no other poor bastard is ever going to be able to support that app 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Ask my obstetrician for the name of the record playing during my visit on the 12th.
Nope. Seems pretty straightforward to me.
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Where's the rage i expected to find in here?
Doesn't anybody have a grandma that they've had to help through this win10 SP1 thing?
Yes grandma. Start / Power / Restart, then wait 45 minutes. It will finally work again.
No. It'll be no better than before. But it will work again.
At least windows explorer remembers where you f***-ing put it.
Is there anything else in this damn service pack???
Doesn't this win10 stuff ANGER anybody besides me???
I mean, wtf??? The old control panel isn't gone, but there IS a huge new one to wade through.
And it's dog slow. Full of thrilling ........ animations.
And the start menu is back. But it's now DOG slow.
Are there any good parts to windows 10? At all?
I mean, isn't this exactly how you're NOT supposed to deliver software?
Does Microsoft feel no shame?
wtf?
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works fine, eh?
so it doesn't bother you that you've had to wait 2 hours for win10 and SP1 to install?
Restart your pc and boom - it's gone for 45 minutes no warning.
That doesn't bother you?
and you've got an os that's basically win7 plus bloat plus a windows update that's a lot bumpier?
I don't know about you, but I'm getting worried about microsoft.
This was supposed to be the GOOD one of the every other release cycle.
Seriously, has the emperor decided he likes his new "clothes" ???
Do we have to go looking for an emperor that isn't fricken insane?
I am pretty p***ed... This is not how the company that builds my OS should be.
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stephen.hazel wrote: so it doesn't bother you that you've had to wait 2 hours for win10 and SP1 to install?
It bothers me more when relatives get their pre-10 machines still get owned by some malware through some security vulnerability that was patched months ago, because they never applied the patch. And then I'm left cleaning the mess.
Consumers have proven time and again they can't be trusted to keep their systems up to date. So I'd rather see grandma have to wait for forced updates to get installed before she can get to her cat videos, than seeing her system never getting patched at all.
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ha ha  I hear that.
but you knoooooow gramma is gonna see that big update circle with the 10% and think to herself "where are my cat videos? I see that it says don't turn off your PC, but I really want to see those cat videos. I bet if I turned it off and on again it'll start working." FORCE POWER DOWN...
Steeeeeeve? Yeah, hi, it's gramma. My computer doesn't work, can you come help me, please?
I don't think win10 or any OS ever will everrrr solve the gramma problem
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OT - really enjoyed reading your bio on your website. How did you remember all that stuff? I can't recall what happened three days ago; but I was born 20 years before you. And, incidentally, passed through Seattle (courtesy of Merchant Marine) the year you were born.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: your bio on your website
Great read! Thanks for pointing that out.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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