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Just looked at the paper wall-planner on the wall behind my desk to see what today's date is. I was looking for it to be highlighted 
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Is that one washing out after one day? Then it would be perfect.
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When I'm looking through books, manuals or just plain printed documents there has been times when I genuinely wondered how the search function works.
It's a real pain in the derrière when you don't have access to digital copies.
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I tried to copy and paste from a paper notebook a few months ago.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I was expecting you to be more like me.
Realizing you put it up there in 1998, and it did not update itself automatically!
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My lady got into bed the other night with an actual paperback book, she began to read it then casually reached out and switched the light off!
Then she switched it back on again 
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Okay, i'm gonna leave work early today!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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This highlights the fact that children are half-way between man and animal.
I never finish anyth
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Nah...my cat can generate code. It doesn't compile, but it's better than some in QA! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Which language? Does it have problems with casing?
I never finish anyth
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Looks like APL[^] to me...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, APL, I'd like to have a cat fluent with mathematical concepts 
I never finish anyth
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It might be LOLCode[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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phil.o wrote: This highlights the fact that children are half-way between man and animal.
And so are many adults...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If children are half way between man and animal, I would say that full grown-ups may have chosen one side or the other.
I never finish anyth
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I agree 135.7% with this.
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Hoping this one is a little challenging!
ΩΜQΕΜΔ ΩΥΒΤQΔ (12) [6, 6]
Clue 1: It makes salad 50% better
Clue 2: To shift this along a little, the key is in the clue
Clue 3: He used this for obfuscation, though they still stabbed him in the back
modified 10-Nov-15 7:37am.
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Chris Copeland wrote: It makes salad 50% better
BACONBACONBA
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A delicious answer, but not quite! 
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So...0W, 0B then? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Too early for this calculating blacks and whites! I'm barely through my third coffee!
1B 2W
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