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Sitting staring out at the waves and one blond say to the other; "I've slept with a Brazilian".
And the other one says OMG how many is a Brazilian?
OK It's late and I've been fighting gcc all freakin day. I'll get my coat!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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IS it more or less than a gazillion? 
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Mike Hankey wrote: I'll get my coat!
No stay. Tell us a brazilian more jokes.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Just so's not to pick on blonds on Brazilians to much;
A Canadian guy walks into a bar, on the stool next to him is some footwear. The says to the bartender, "What's this - a boot?"
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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That's very amoosing!
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Have you seen a blonde with a brazilian? Are you sure?
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I've seen a blond Brazilian, but I don't thin it was natural!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Was over at my parents tonight, parked the car out front on the side of the road.
Some idiot bumped into my mirror, that didn't end well...
Just found out on my way home.
I wonder what that's going to cost me... 
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A roll of duct tape, a stick and a small mirror. 
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The lease company isn't going to like that... (Neither is the police for that matter).
I hope their insurance covers it, but of course I can't prove I didn't do it.
And I've got my own risk.
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Watch: John Lewis Christmas advert 2015 [^]
A veritable potpourri of some of the best Xmas ads from the last few years. for those that like this sort of thing. Bit too slushy for me.
Oh, and I wanted to be the first to say merry Christmas! 
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And let me be the first to say, "Happy Thanksgiving!"
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Bollocks - didn't see that. 
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And a very festive Tree & Turkey Day to you too!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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May I recommend you look on YouTube for "Fascinating Aida Christmas song".
That.
veni bibi saltavi
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Quote: I wanted to be the first to say merry Christmas!
You're not the first - you're about 11 months late! 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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The Guardian's view[^] is, well, .....
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Maybe they're over-thinking it a wee bit.
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... hasn't been nearly as funny since they allowed Penny to be smarter (and let her cut her hair). This season is especially unfunny since we don't have Amy sniffing after Sheldon...
I predict one more season before it's gone.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I predict one more season before it's gone.
Funny, I thought it was already over. I had no idea they had another season going now. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: hasn't been nearly as funny since they allowed Penny to be smarter
Yeah, that's right, women suck. They have to be dumb as bricks so guys with small woo-woos that think they're smarter can still feel superior. :sarcasm:
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: and let her cut her hair
I agree that was lame, but then again she's more of a man than the other characters, so it does make some sense.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: This season is especially unfunny since we don't have Amy sniffing after Sheldon...
Would it not be equally as funny to see him sniffling after her for a change? You got a vendetta against chicks?
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Would it not be equally as funny to see him sniffling after her for a change?
and that's exactly what's happening.
he's been trying, in his own f'ed up way, to win her back. and she ain't interested.
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That's my point. Why is it funny when she's trying to win him over but not when he tries to win her?
Jeremy Falcon
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