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I'm not sure, let me grab my deca tarot cards, they should tell us.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, and friction and incantations of the worst kind when dealing with the Empire.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You don't actually use tens in the metric system. Ever hear anyone measure in decimetres or decagrams? Me neither!
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And this[^] is my new job! 
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Why didn't you just say you've taken a position with Microsoft?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Why didn't you just say you've taken a position with Microsoft?
Who said I didn't?
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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You appear to be quite qualified for your new job Mike! Congrats, hope you make piles of money. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: You appear to be quite qualified for your new job Mike! Congrats, hope you make piles of money.
I was a little worried at the interview but apparently I didn't step in it...so here I are! 
A week ago I couldn't even spell engineer and now I are one!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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I started in material engineering (never got my license though) and ended up doing database administration.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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After your years of practice shoveling it here, I'm not surprised you got the job.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Practice, practice, pratice...
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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When's the big mooove?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I think you mean steakholders.
Wout
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I've been chased all around the place by the mother of the Hereford calf pictured but if you give them their space and do not have a dog you'll be OK.
They absolutely hate small dogs though - no idea why.
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If you’ve seen one bunch of shops, have you seen a mall?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Unless they're full of naked ladies and then it's a strip mall.
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You could have stored that comment elsewhere.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Once again, @OriginalGriff is using the Lounge as an outlet for his shopping of commentary upon his "Blue-Light Special[^]"* posts, of which we obligingly register a cart-full of 'em, all the while discounting ourselves as we sell our pride from the lowest digital shelf.
*A national department store here in America, K-Mart, would hold "blue-light special" sales by bringing a cart around that had a blue-light (not unlike on a police car) on a tall pole; they'd turn on the light and then announce the "blue light special" over the store speaker. Per the link above, looks like they're bringing it back; not that it'll help 'em much...
modified 6-Nov-15 13:49pm.
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Bad link - should be this[^].
I remember those blue-light specials with much fondness! Simpler times... <sigh>
/ravi
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My link works ... now! thx
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After reading this report[^] earlier in the week about the best countries to live in I decided to move to Iceland, which came second, didn't want to seem pretentious by going for the first.
I've spent the rest of the week searching for jobs, but they only seem to want people to work on tills, stack shelves, or a few van drivers. 
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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