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because 13.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Boss supplies free bagels and cream cheese?
Works here, at least for me.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I like to refer to Friday as saturday eve.
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Really it's not. Friday is the day that it becomes clear how much you have failed to achieve in the week and how much will be waiting for you to start again on Monday unless you're prepared to sacrifice your weekend and work at home which even if you don't will still leave you with a feeling of guilt and shame overhanging all the (allegedly) good things that happen from Friday night through Sunday. This sets off the depression that makes it most likely that you will attempt to kill yourself on Sunday or Monday (there are some contrary studies that suggest Wednesday is the day on which most suicides occur but they're probably rogue). Nah, Friday's rubbish!
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rah_sin wrote: why friday is the best day of the week
Answered![^]
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Almost by definition workday != best day.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I reject the premise of your question.
Friday is not the best day of the week; not by a long shot.
If there's anything you didn't finish all week, Friday is the day you have to rush to finish it up and hope it's right.
If you did finish everything you were working on and you have other stuff that needs to be started, you can't because you should never start anything new on Friday. So that means that Friday is paperwork and documentation day. 
The only good thing about Friday is the all-you-can-stomach fish fry later.
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The Husband Store: A store that sells new husbands has opened in Toronto, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
*You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, however you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs...
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Like Children...
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have Good Jobs, LOVE children, and are extremely good looking...
Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Very Good Jobs, Love Children, are Extremely Good Looking and Help With Most Housework...
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Exceptional Jobs that pay them very well, they Love Children, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with all the Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak, and they are 100% Faithful.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 18,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please Exit to the right to make room for more unreasonable shoppers.
PLEASE NOTE: --- To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. Similar instructions are posted at the entrance of this store as well.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
*The second floor has wives that love sex and have their own money and like beer. *
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
Will Rogers never met me.
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That proves men are needy, not greedy  
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 Nice one!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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universal truth 
rahul
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Very good story and the story facts are true also.
Pankaj Maurya
Sr. Software Engineer
Gurgaon, India
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What, there really is a Husband store in Toronto?
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Are you kidding? Its not about the husband store buddy its about thinking and mentality of women and men. No one can please women. and the only thig man want from women "***" .. lol
Pankaj Maurya
Sr. Software Engineer
Gurgaon, India
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Uh ok, perhaps it wasn't clear - I was kidding.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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The only reason some men would have gone up to the second floor is that the first floor was emptied or there's no carpet room. 
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Another Korean day  and ruining the forum 
Cheers
KR
modified 6-Nov-15 1:45am.
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Happy Korean times! Just be glad that they don't pump out k-pop through your speakers! 
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Member 11683251 wrote: pump out k-pop through your speakers!
That would've been fun! 
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They keep on coming.
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 How many times ? It's way a lot.
Cheers
KR
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On and on...
Cheers
KR
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: No, please do not.
Although you are correct, in this case I see it wise to report this in the Lounge to get extra help in cleaning it out. At one point there were over 20 straight pages of the stuff in QA. That's more than 400 consecutive posts.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: I see it wise to report this in the Lounge
It's just adding clutter and duplicating messages. And those of us who regularly do spam cleaning tend to see the messages, and/or check the Spam forum on a regular basis. I generally check the Spam forum in the morning before coming to the Lounge.
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