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Apply to both, then if you get two interviews, pretend you are your twin brother. 
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Be more entertaining to pretend he's his own twin sister.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Am I mistaken that you have been looking for quite a while now? If so, what is the road block?
I do wish you the best.
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It seems as though I was looking in an area which was limited (Embedded Systems, interfacing), I am now looking further with a broader span (General Electronics)... I think I dont really have enough basic programming knownledge/experience OOA/OOD, Agile & Other buzz words.
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I've never gotten a job (or even a reply) going through any of these job websites. My advice is, don't waste your time. Spend your time talking to friends, getting direct contacts to decision makers, and start interviewing recruiting agencies to see if you want to work with them. I've worked with a couple great recruiters in the past, but most are in the business of screwing you over, sadly.
Marc
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Quote: according to the Daily Mail
Panicking time is over...
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From teh same place: World's oldest person scoffs daily ration of bacon[^]
It's just the Veganistas getting uppity because it takes better than tofu. Mind you, carboard tastes better than tofu.
BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON!
(Just to balance the double use of the "T" word)
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I was going to suggest it might have been written by a vegan. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Or a non-ham based religion?
Or a Corn Farmer?
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And in other news, the earth is round. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No it isn't!
It's an oblate spheroid.
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OriginalGriff wrote: No it isn't!
It's an oblate spheroid.
I knew someone would bite.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: I knew someone would bite.
Speaking of bacon, biting is my first instinct.
Even if I prefer prosciutto crudo.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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den2k88 wrote: Even if I prefer prosciutto crudo
Jamón is better  
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I'm always ready to try it
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's an oblate spheroid.
You _are_ a software developer of the highest kind.
This interaction exposes the full problem of how the wrong software gets written and how the few gate-keepers stand guard and explain that what the customer has asked for (a round earth indeed) does not exist in reality!!!
+10 lifepoints to you, great developer and gate-keeper of the true arts and sciences.
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Yeah, it is called "clickbait".
Processed foods are in general less healthy than fresh food. I would however not recommend on eating "fresh" pig, as that may not be so healthy.
As for processed foods go, bacon can be considered quite healthy. The *nonsense* surrounding food to gain some advertisment clicks is *not* healthy. It should be banned and forbidden.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: As for processed foods go, bacon can be considered quite healthy. The *nonsense* surrounding food to gain some advertisment clicks is *not* healthy. It should be banned and forbidden.
As with anything too much is, well... too much. Drinking too much water can be harmful. I'd rather enjoy a good few minutes eating delicious bacon than to extend my time here sitting in a wheelchair getting spoon fed by someone I don't know.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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..and the obsession with health itself is unhealthy. I'd rather be happy for half an hour in sulfuric acid, than crazy for ten years between the pine-needles.
(May sound weird due to translation)
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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All such links should come with a warning label and unvisit link. Actually that isn't such a bad idea, maybe I should try and write my own browser plugin where I can add sites and if I try to visit them It will either automatically use unvisit or promt you. This weekends project has been decided, sorry apartment no cleaning for you this week.
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Mmmmm... harmful...
Err, I mean... Mmmmm... bacon.
I think I'll have a bacon cheeseburger for lunch...
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Click-Bait article wrote:
That's according to the Daily Mail ...
Where they claim that everything gives you cancer[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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..or prevents it.
(Sometimes - for example with coffee - both)
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Simply remember Morton's Law ...
Rats, if experimented on, will develop cancer
... and Etheridge's Maxim ...
If that tree don't fall on me I'll live until I die
... and that all these studies are based on eating nothing but the test product in amounts that would challenge your local supermarket's stocking policy and you'll be fine.
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