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According to many emails I get, there is a solution to that.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Is something i think of every week, some may still remember i am writing a big projectmanagement for Automotive spice requirements and we do have those weekly meetings.
Now to the fun part, we have a lifecycle defined for a Workproduct (thats an ASPICE req). This lifecycle has a Quality Gate at every phase to prevent bad documents from being used.
So normal way is you work on that doc and finally it gets to the q-gate, gets approved and we work with it in the next phase. Now QM says we need to have the ability to send it back!
Project manager says, no you can't send something back that already is reviewed and released for this phase.
Guess the discussion...
Now we have to redesign the process so that it can be sent back but earlyier and not only at q-gate. I luv being a programmer but those mindjumps... nah cmon.
And then they complain the software won't get done in time XD
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Probably Quality Manager.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Quality Manager 
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Clerk with endless little evil without sin (8)
MINISTER
Any solutions?
endless little = MIN(I)
evil without sin = (SIN)ISTER
Clerk = Minister
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
modified 22-Oct-15 9:46am.
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Guess it... check your e-mail. No solution, but also won't have time tomorrow.
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Yup I saw it. But cannot use it as it was not posted. Its me again tommorow
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
modified 22-Oct-15 9:21am.
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Explanation please 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Edited my post with the solution
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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I think, now I look at it, that I was on the way towards this....
1. Endless Little = MI (Mini without the last two letters) - hence the Italian job clue
2. NIS - "evil" sin, ie backwards
3. Without, as in outside or surrounds it...
But, as for the "TER" part, not sure 
Or this could be complete BS
Sometimes, it just is, OK!
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On the right track though.
Please see the edited post for the explanation
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Oops, just posted this answer on the other thread having not seen this one, honest guv!
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I Know, but you were tad late with the solution
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Bloody obvious (when you know how)  
Sometimes, it just is, OK!
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My original clue was Prime Minister for "Head of state is best with endless little evil without sin".
I knew it would be solved in a minute, so had to tweak it. On the hindsight I should have posted this
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Transmission goes out $3K. Car value $3K. Well it is in (I thought) good condition, so put the new transmission in. Two weeks later the check engine light comes on and it starts to surge at around 40 MPH. 
So I am told it will be $3K to fix. Elephant, elephant, elephant!
Not going to fix it, but still have at least a year to pay on my pickup truck. So drive the truck and only drive the car when I have to.  I really do not like to drive the truck in town as my spatial perception is not the best.
Hope to get something early next year, but in the mean time...
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: Two weeks later the check engine light comes on and it starts to surge at around 40 MPH.
So I am told it will be $3K to fix.
See, that's the real problem with modern cars. You need a computer technician to diagnose the problem, and special tools and knowledge to make repairs. I predict that we've seen the end of the "classic car" because after 5-10 years they stop making repair parts available, the most important of which are the myriad of computers that control the car. I'm seeing it happen with Mustangs made in the 80's. The computers are starting to fail, and if you can find one, they're expensive as hell. I am of the opinion that the manufacturers are doing this intentionally to get you to have to buy a new car every 5-10 years.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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How did you know it was a 2008?
When Ford made the Model T anyone could fix the car.
No facts to back this up, but it seems the cars are made cheaply (bad ignition switches, bad emissions) so they can sell you a new car in a few years.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: Model T
Speaking of bad emissions...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Better than the horse it replaced:
In 1894, the Times of London estimated that by 1950 every street in the city would be buried nine feet deep in horse manure. One New York prognosticator of the 1890s concluded that by 1930 the horse droppings would rise to Manhattan’s third-story windows.
http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofBritain/Great-Horse-Manure-Crisis-of-1894/[^]
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