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Mike Hankey wrote: digging a hole to bury an old boat at an angle so I can plant flowers in it and get it out of the yard as an eyesore, I live in the deep south and
Just curious...does your house have wheels or is on cinder blocks?
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Yes. 
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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I grew up in Northern Ontario on ground strewn with small rocks. We didn't bother digging a hole, just filled the boat with manure (we were on a farm) and planted cucumbers. Bumper crop!
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Here in florida we don't have rocks we've got sand and sand and sand…
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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Oh yeah they just appear out of no where.
New version: WinHeist Version Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't. -Bill Nye-
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...and...well, I kinda know what they mean...We fixed everything[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And I got this: Good? Crap?[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I felt Win95 to be great and Win98 to be so-so. This shows them in reverse.
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It all depends on which service pack you remember... 
They also conveniently left out Windows 2000.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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And NT4.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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95 is bollocks. 98 is OK.
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Following that logic,
Windows 95 - Good.
Windows 96 - Crap.
Windows 97 - Good.
Windows 98 - Crap.
Windows 99 - Good.
Windows 2000 - Crap.
Windows ME - Good.
"It's hard to beat someone who never quits".
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i send this[^] into battle !
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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They forgot to reverse one of the engines for backward compatibility... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If you put unbaked bread on your head, are you a weirdough?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm not sure, but you would be a guten for punishment.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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He seems a bit kneady to me.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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We could baguette him to stop.
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Not easy - I'm on a roll.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Something tells me you enjoy loafing about.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's what the upper crust do!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You have a rye sense of humor.
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And on occasion he can be a pita.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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