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And we have a winner !
You are up tomorrow 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY! IT FEELS SO WRONG WRITING LIKE THIS!
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TODAY is also Charge-Your-Batteries-And-Go-Flying-Before-The-Weather-Gets-Worse-Day.
By now I have almost an hour of raw videos of cows, sheds and pastures. The quality is not great, but what can one expect from such a cheap camera? And it's not easy to fly so that there is actually something to see on the video with bonus points for flying steadily without small but very visible corrections.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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This has "LONG DAY" written all over it... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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PLEASE DO NOT SHOUT ABOUT IT!
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We'll keep an eye out for you on Go-Jump-In-A-Lake Day.
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'US proxy only'
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: 'US proxy only'
What's that supposed to mean?
I'm in Germany, but all I had to do was use http://www.microsoft.com/en-US[^] for the URL and the easter egg works just fine.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred Rudolf Bihy wrote: What's that supposed to mean?
I assumed that 'US only' meant that the content would only be viewable from there; but it is indeed simply the page with US-content.
Things that are visible to US audiences only are usually bypassed by setting the proxy.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Except...[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Anyone who's making this argument hasn't followed the logic to its conclusion. At the speed the planet is going, even a 1 second jump would cause you to end up in space. So the fact that a 1 minute jump and 30 year jump into the past worked in the movie means that Doc's time machine compensates. Maybe the gravitational well of the Earth and Sun drag space-time around, at least as far as time travel is concerned. Or perhaps it's relativity --- all measurements are relative to something, there is no such thing as a fixed point in space. The time machine travels in time relative to the planet.
So rather than be impressed with the speaker's intellect or the comedian's wit, I end up thinking they're both a bit dull, and slow to the punch.
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Do you mean type in the search box ? I tried and lots of nothing happened
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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pkfox wrote: Do you mean type in the search box ?
No. When the page loads time it without clicking or doing anything else.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No, if focus is on the search box this won't work. Focus needs to be on the body of the page, which is where it's when you load it.
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How do people find out this sh*t?
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A Microsoftie tweeted about this.
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Woooohhhhhh..... Future is here.
Ravi Lodhiya
[link]www.ravilodhiya.com[/link]
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Perhaps they took it down.
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I have a crappy screen at home. It's washed out, has a terrible viewing angle, and the colours drastically change as you change the angle at which you are viewing. It's a Samsung and I had assumed it would be pretty good but caveat emptor.
I was in the Display Properties dialog in Windows 10 - again - and decided to give the display tuning wizard a go. I've used this in Win7 but completely forgot about it. 2 mins later and my screen is now actually usable. I'm impressed that seemingly small tweaks, guided by that wizard in such a sensible, intuitive way, have made such a huge difference.
Nice one.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Always done that with the buttons on the front-bottom of the monitor...
(I too have Samsung and more than happy with)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Always done that with the buttons on the front-bottom of the monitor...
Chris is a techno-geek. He is possibly challenged at using hardware buttons. He's gotta have software options. 
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