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"I SAID, ARE YOU DEAF?"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The Hell you say.
Rage against the narrative.
"To Build a Fire" - A dystopian novel about project management, and I am the dog.
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No, not Hell, Canada, just a little north of there.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: "eh"
Is it language-independent across English/French?
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Sorry, but also make sure to apologize a lot 
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Is reintarnation coming back to life as a hillbilly?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Only if you're Ned Beatty.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Did the people who colourised the first published atlases re-ink our nations?
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:groan:
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I think you just crossed the boundary.
/ravi
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Foghorn Leghorn[^]: “Now that, I say that’s no way for a kid to be wastin’ his time, readin’ that long-haired gobbledegook.”
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They should do a movie like that.
Zombie Apocalypse XIII Reintarnation.
Rated R
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... when MS, Intel, Dell, HP, and Lenovo[^] all team up to be swindled by a bunch of mac loving advertising people who're working to deliberately sabotage their cult leaders rivals. (Because how else can you explain how every single MS advtert program is a cluster elephant of awful.)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Throw your own script[^] back into their faces. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Dang blocked at work 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Imgur?[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I really dislike random calls. Actually, I rarely talk on the phone anymore. When I do it's a recruiter (they call quite often)
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Cool, but I have built my own server (based on Asterisk) which automatically answers all telemarketer calls and proceeds to have an annoying nonsensical conversation with them. And it is recorded and transcoded into mp3, and then emailed to me so we can all laugh at them at work. Some of them are hilarious.
I've had people argue with my server for as long as 15 minutes. It's almost 100% effective, with an average of < 1 telemarketer getting through every 2 years.
We shouldn't just be blocking telemarketers, we should be punishing them. They are committing harassment, and if the law won't deal them then I will do it myself.
I'm considering taking my numbers OFF the do not call list. They are so entertaining.
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Basildane wrote: I'm considering taking my numbers OFF the do not call list
I think they are spoofing numbers to look like local. Had an irate lady call and tell me to stop calling her. I was not even home to use the land line number.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Yes, I've had spoofed numbers call (try to call) me too. Including my own home number calling my home.
Just more evidence that telemarketers are criminal gangs, and should be treated as such.
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Basildane wrote: Including my own home number calling my home.
That happened to me a couple of weeks ago, the missus was freaked out about it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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As soon as I answer a telemarketing call I say "Hey I'd like to record this. Please wait for the tone".. .then hang up.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Once upon a time, I had a mobile phone plan that gave me a small amount of money for each minute of incoming calls.
At that time in the University corridors there were political inclined students who blocked the passageways asking for the phone number to invite people at Marxist-Leninist meetings. They were unorganized and divided in small groups...
The rest of the story should be already understood 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Quote: From each according to his ability, to each according to his need
... and you needed money to buy a few ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) 's on a Friday night.
Sounds like the system was working exactly the way they thought it should.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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