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I could tell you that answer yesterday's tomorrow, or tomorrow's yesterday, though you will need to wait until yesterday or tomorrow, both of which never come and, as such, you'd become exceedingly dismayed.
(all that to note: not an original comeback.)
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Let's not kid ourselves here, "Grif" is short for Grifter, which is another term for con-artist. Original Con Artist. 
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I know I shouldn't encourage you, but I will; this time.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Regards,
Palash
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Good Griff! That's brilliant!
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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modified 14-Oct-15 15:03pm.
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I hope I'm first with this, because it IS the answer!!!
I haz da codz!!! I haz dem!!
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You should probably post it in the correct forum, over here[^]. Just sayin'.
"It's hard to beat someone who never quits".
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I'd delete this quick, before you get flagged as spam or abusive because you ignored the instruction not to post coding questions in the Lounge.
Member 10807414 wrote: any help or tips on speeding this up?
Yes, type faster.
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Another oxygen thief, I see. 
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Did someone delete it from the insider forum itself so we can't mock it there?
Like that's going to stop me.
Quote: Earlier this week, Computerworld matched Chrome 3.0, the current production version of Google's browser, against four rivals -- IE8, Mozilla's Firefox 3.5, Opera Software's Opera 10 and Apple's Safari 4.0 -- and pegged Chrome as the fastest of the five Windows browsers by comfortable, sometimes extreme, margins.
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The Chrome Frame plug-in works with IE6, IE7 or IE8 on Windows XP or Windows Vista. It's available for download from Google's site.
Even if you ignored the date, there's stuff in the article itself that screams hideously out of date if whoever included it in the insider bothered to read the whole thing first. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: Did someone delete it from the insider forum itself so we can't mock it there?
It was never in the Insider forum:
http://www.codeproject.com/script/News/List.aspx[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Somebody is playing with the time machine again: the top two entries are dated tomorrow and the day after... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You're just trying to spoil the magic now!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's all done with mirrors! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I think it's quite cool; yesterday the timeline showed someone had replied to my post, six minutes before I posted it. 
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We have got to get the Hamsters away from those "sunflower" seeds!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Again!?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Had the same thought!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Kent, the CP schmo who does the Insider, is on a well-deserved commitment to a mental institution vacation, so they're reposting old articles.
Software Zen: delete this;
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We're sorry. Explanation from the Oct. 12 Daily Insider:
Kent has wisely taken some time off over the Canadian Thanksgiving weekend so we, in the office, are looking panicked and wild eyed at one another wondering what we'll do.
We thought of bribing someone who was actually funny to ghost write. We thought of hiding in a bunker until he returned. We even thought of actually poring over the news items and picking out interesting, relevant, on-topic news.
So we settled on re-runs. Each day we'll include a Blast from the Past just to remind you that it really was better back when you were younger.
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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