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When I worked at BMP, the Head of Television commuted in from Brighton every day.
He started reading The Exorcist on the train.
He said he thought it was the most evil book he’d ever read.
In fact, he said it was so evil he couldn’t finish it.
So, at the weekend, he went to the end of Brighton pier and threw it as far as he could.
So I went to the bookshop.
I bought another copy.
Then I ran it under the tap.
And left it in his desk drawer.
For him to find.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Totally evil 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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ROFLMAO!!! Awesome! 
I would love to see the look on his face. You should set up a web cam or something.
Reminds me of something similar that happened at a company many moons ago. We had one person who wasn't well liked for many reasons. When he left for vacation someone hid a dead fish in his office. After a week his office stuck up a storm and the entire building was pretty bad.
They never found out who did it.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
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cab once live (13)
***edit*** added spaces to make it more easily legible / harder 
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modified 9-Oct-15 7:06am.
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Maxxx wrote: caboncelive
Google isn't much help;
Quote: 1 result (0.42 seconds)
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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No matter. Perhaps I should have put spaces in?
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Conceivable
Life is too shor
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That's only 11 letters
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See his sig! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Medic! Medic!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Tha reall neede ??
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Well...you're rolling on the floor, but you're not laughing - and you sound like you're suddenly having speech difficulties.
I'd suspect a coronary event, or a cerebrovascular accident and the medicos are the best suited to fix you up.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
modified 9-Oct-15 10:37am.
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OriginalGriff wrote: coronary event, or a cerebrovascular accident
Well, though they seemed to be extremely difficult ailments, I managed to Google stackoverflow(programme) an algorithm and fix em out 
Saved the money I would have needed to pay the Medicos
Aah, "needed" I just wrote, the speech difficulty I was facing got solved, you noticed?
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Inconceivable
Thankfully it's not WSO CCC. I'd be rubbish coming up with good ones.
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And We Have a WINNER!!!!
It was my intention that it was WSO - but mea culpa for not Subjecting it so:
I'm happy to do another for Monday if you don't wanna do it.
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Maxxx wrote: I'm happy to do another for Monday if you don't wanna do it.
It think that's against rules
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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That's the WSO rules - and I failed originally to put WSO in the title - hence my offer.
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Well okay then, i thought it to be a WSO wether you type it in or not.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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i honestly don't give a flying f*** - sibling answered when it didn't say WSO & didn't want to SO despite W-ing
If y'all want to force the issue then fine - go tell sibling he's up on Monday.
Don't think I'll bother again.
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Dude calm down, it was more like a question, i'm not going to force you anywhere 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Yay!
Sure go right ahead for Monday.
Take care.
Also: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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You mean mea culpa?
Mea culpa is a Latin phrase that means "through my fault" and is an acknowledgement of having done wrong.
i.e. I faaaarrrrrrkkkked up
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Maxxx wrote: Mea culpa is a Latin phrase that means "through my fault"
I remember it as "excuse my fault"
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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