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That's not lazy, THIS is lazy:
Quote: Hi William,
I hope you are well.
I have multiple positions for you give me a call when you can.
Kind regards,
Mike Whillock
mike.whillock@capita.co.uk
veni bibi saltavi
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On a previous project the system had a very high vacuum pump (~1μm Hg).
The vacuum sensor had a specific calibration device which gave the signal inputs corresponding to the vacuum.
I thought this was quite "zen": a box of simulated nothing.
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."
- G.K. Chesterton
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Does the calibration device work on people. There'll be no shortage of test subjects. 
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Figuring out which people suck isn't hard, and it usually isn't worth the trouble to calibrate "how much".
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."
- G.K. Chesterton
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Just got this email
Hola amigo
Soy la señorita Rita por su nombre, así vi tu perfil
hoy en libro de la cara y tomó interés en ti,
y tengo algo muy importante para discutir con usted.
por favor quiero que usted me escriba atrás de modo que voy a enviar mis fotos a usted y también
le dirá más sobre mí mismo en Aceptar.
Voy a esperar por su respuesta.
Atentamente
señorita Rita
....................................................
Hello friend
I'm Miss Rita by name, well i saw your profile
today at face book and took interest in you,
and i have something very important to discuss with you.
please i want you to write me back so that i will send my pictures to you and also
tell you more about myself OK.
I shall wait for your response.
Best Regards
Miss Rita
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Post her pictures when you get them. "She" sounds fascinating.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Is lovely Rita a meter maid?
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I was thinking the same thing! 
Meanwhile I'm waiting for Lucy to take an interest in me 
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Oh, yes. The one in the sky?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Nah, she's only interested in diamonds.
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Maybe. But she's probably a lot more fun than Eleanor.
/ravi
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ay chihuahua!!!
New version: WinHeist Version When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Unknown
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I would be more worried that whatever picture she sends will just be a cover to infect you with ransomware. I've always been careful to try and avoid viruses and malware but these cryptowalls are something I'm actually scared of.
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It's simple rule! If Miss Rita comes to you in personal, and then tells you that she has interest in you (which most women don't do), then go ahead. Give it a try!
But, ignore these digital cases, if you would reply, let's say... She sends the pictures that are not infected or other programs that you may run to harm yourself. It would still open your account to potential spammers, you don't want spam services, do you?
The thing is, ignore these emails. They are simple spam, Outlook, Yahoo and other similar services have a very bad spam filter. Also, as far as a virus is concerned, if you do not click something you don't know. You are protected, safely.  I have been using Internet since a long time, using many networks and I never installed Antivirus in my entire life. Because, I simply do what I know I am doing. Most viral programs are downloaded from "Click me to see my secrets" kind of posts. 
Ignore what you have no idea about, and you're good to go. Um, and yeah, pay my regards to Miss Rita.  Will you?
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Time for you to reciprocate
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I'm pretty sure it wasn't Facebook where Lil' Rita took an interest in you. 
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Around here R.I.T.A.[^](Regional Income Tax Agency) means something entirely different.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Yes.
No.
Maybe.
All of the above.
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Not repeating thread titles endlessly for different discussions?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Yes!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Pros:
Really nice building that was built by a bank a few years ago, but who are now moving... The building cost €11 million (it was in the papers at the time) and it's modern, environment friendly etc.
Everyone got two new big-ass monitors to replace their old one.
My commute went from a 15 minute drive to a 5 minute drive (by car) or from a 45 minute drive to approximately 20 minute drive (by bike, which I usually take to work).
Cons:
For now we share the building with aforementioned bank (not sure if that's a con actually...).
We went to a more open space office plan. We do have walls made out of glass, and we're getting stickers to make them less transparent, but it feels a bit uneasy... Everyone hears and sees everything, at least that's how it feels like in my head.
Not sure if the pros outweigh the cons... I guess I'll see in the next few weeks
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Sander Rossel wrote: For now we share the building with aforementioned bank
As long as you don't have dress code it's a plus. It's always nice to see them getting irritated by the lack of aforementioned.
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