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Re: Thought of the day

phil.o7-Oct-15 5:49

7-Oct-15 5:49

The NoCommentException has not been handled...

I never finish anyth

Re: Thought of the day

megaadam7-Oct-15 5:53

7-Oct-15 5:53

An Andalusian dodge

refusing to comment.

Life is too shor

Re: Thought of the day

Gary Wheeler7-Oct-15 7:34

7-Oct-15 7:34

Minimalist coding:

ASM

; No comment

Software Zen: delete this;

Re: Thought of the day

Sander Rossel7-Oct-15 7:53

7-Oct-15 7:53

I look at code each day and wonder if my coworkers are just a bunch of surrealists... Unsure | :~

Unsure | :~

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Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability.
— Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards,
Sander

Re: Thought of the day

OriginalGriff7-Oct-15 8:10

7-Oct-15 8:10

Lack-of-pointillists, most of 'em! Laugh | :laugh:

Laugh | :laugh:

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Re: Thought of the day

Sander Rossel7-Oct-15 8:21

7-Oct-15 8:21

I wished they were more minimalist Smile | :)

Smile | :)

Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need.
Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability.
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Regards,
Sander

Re: Thought of the day

CPallini7-Oct-15 10:54

7-Oct-15 10:54

Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

Is this too much to ask?

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ZurdoDev7-Oct-15 3:53

7-Oct-15 3:53

It is pretty common for companies, at least in America, to provide free coffee to their employees via a coffee machine. I don't drink coffee so each job I have worked at I ask for free Snickers candy bars. No one has come through yet. Is it too much to ask that the minority (non-coffee drinkers) be treated fairly and equally?

Frown | :(

Frown | :(

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Re: Is this too much to ask?

Nagy Vilmos7-Oct-15 3:54

7-Oct-15 3:54

RyanDev wrote:
I don't drink coffee

I am so, so sorry for you Rose | [Rose]

Rose | [Rose]

veni bibi saltavi

Re: Is this too much to ask?

CDP18027-Oct-15 4:01

7-Oct-15 4:01

Why? I also shudder when I only think of having to drink that brew.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Re: Is this too much to ask?

iskSYS7-Oct-15 21:29

7-Oct-15 21:29

Well, because it's very beneficial.
Try this,
thank me later

Re: Is this too much to ask?

Bassam Abdul-Baki7-Oct-15 3:58

Bassam Abdul-Baki

7-Oct-15 3:58

RyanDev wrote:
I don't drink coffee so each job I have worked at I ask for free Snickers candy bars.

I don't either. However, I'd rather have some other sort of snack or finger food.

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Re: Is this too much to ask?

ZurdoDev7-Oct-15 3:59

7-Oct-15 3:59

Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:
I'd rather have some other sort of snack or finger food.

Let's focus on Snickers first. When we get that victory, we can expand. $Shucks | :-\$

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Re: Is this too much to ask?

Bassam Abdul-Baki7-Oct-15 4:02

Bassam Abdul-Baki

7-Oct-15 4:02

RyanDev wrote:
When we get that victory, we can expand.

You keep eating Snickers and you will expand. Poke tongue | ;-P

Poke tongue | ;-P

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Re: Is this too much to ask?

ZurdoDev7-Oct-15 4:13

7-Oct-15 4:13

Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:
You keep eating Snickers and you will expand.

Probably, but we can't prove it yet.

$Shucks | :-\$

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Re: Is this too much to ask?

MKJCP8-Oct-15 1:45

8-Oct-15 1:45

Chocolate covered espresso beans are pretty good.

Re: Is this too much to ask?

Manfred Rudolf Bihy7-Oct-15 3:58

Manfred Rudolf Bihy

7-Oct-15 3:58

RyanDev wrote:
free Snickers candy bars

How does this relate to getting free coffee?

RyanDev wrote:
Is it too much to ask that the minority (non-coffee drinkers) be treated fairly and equally?

What about tea or water?

How is getting free snacks anywhere close to free coffee?

Fell free to enlighten us!

"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

Ron White, Comedian

Re: Is this too much to ask?

Nagy Vilmos7-Oct-15 4:00

7-Oct-15 4:00

Don't bother, non-coffee drinkers are notoriously illogical!

veni bibi saltavi

Re: Is this too much to ask?

CDP18027-Oct-15 4:03

7-Oct-15 4:03

Says the addict.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Re: Is this too much to ask?

den2k887-Oct-15 4:29

7-Oct-15 4:29

I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT!

GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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Re: Is this too much to ask?

ZurdoDev7-Oct-15 4:00

7-Oct-15 4:00

Manfred Rudolf Bihy wrote:
Fell free to enlighten us!

Seems it may not be possible for some. D'Oh! | :doh:

D'Oh! | :doh:

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Re: Is this too much to ask?

Manfred Rudolf Bihy7-Oct-15 4:04

Manfred Rudolf Bihy

7-Oct-15 4:04

RyanDev wrote:
Seems it may not be possible for some.

Are you trying to tell me you're experiencing difficulties arguing your point or are you just being an a$$hole?

Inquisitive minds need to know! Poke tongue | ;-P

Poke tongue | ;-P

Cheers!

"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

Ron White, Comedian

Re: Is this too much to ask?

ZurdoDev7-Oct-15 4:14

7-Oct-15 4:14

Manfred Rudolf Bihy wrote:
Are you trying to tell me you're experiencing difficulties arguing your point or are you just being an a$$hole?

Nope and nope.

The point needs no arguing.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Re: Is this too much to ask?

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter7-Oct-15 4:03

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

7-Oct-15 4:03

Same here (non-coffee drinker) - we have tea for that, but I do not drink much tea either...
I will check for snack - never thought of it...

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Re: Is this too much to ask?

ZurdoDev7-Oct-15 4:13

7-Oct-15 4:13

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
I will check for snack

Alright, send me some if you find anything good.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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