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I'm wondering what all those people do at the platform...How many train you need to clear them all?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I recently watched a BBC TV series called "World's Busiest Railway 2015", There were lots of examples of overcrowded trains like this. I have no idea how the typical rail commuter in Mumbai copes. 
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People come too close while traveling, surely their intimacy level is at the pick 
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Surely accidents must happen, don't they? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yes, it's called "population control"...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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What, not allowed on the roof?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Possibly a holiday, so not as many passengers.
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Are the two guys at the back trying to remake this scene? 
"It's hard to beat someone who never quits".
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I didn't spot that sheep, but I did spot an entirely different one they hadn't noticed.
I was so confident I scrolled down to see if I was right, but it seems not.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Same here.
Also isn't putting all the sliders in the show the sheep position by default kinda backwards? 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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You mean the larger one closer to the ridgeline, looking down at the baby?
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That sounds like the fella.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Try asking @LittleBoPeep... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: @LittleBoPeep...
Wow. Someone's getting a confusing email about now. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Serves him right for registering a sock puppet account and not using it for more than five years....
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 6-Oct-15 9:34am.
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Have you checked OG's pockets?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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"Is that a sheep in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" 
Not gonna work with him! He'll try to pull the wool over our eyes!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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No sheep, but I spotted Elvis.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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I was too distracted by the astronaut peeking over the top!
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Having not got a new job under my own steam for some 15 years now (been head hunted for all intervening roles) I have no real idea as to how to go about applying for jobs.
CV content / layout gets discussed on here at times, including recently, but I'd be interested to hear advice on covering letters.
Looking at job websites when you apply for jobs it mostly seems to send a copy of your CV and a covering letter to an agent.
What would you suggest that covering letter should contain?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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If you include money that helps apparently.
veni bibi saltavi
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Indeed - Actually, I'm currently offering a free service:
In order to test your application (and determine the right amount to include), just send it to me along with the amount you think is sufficient to secure the job.
If I don't respond within two days, the amount was too small. Simply resend the application with a larger amount.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Or compromising pictures of senior staff!
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Don't be daft, that's for after they hire you and it's time for a pay review.
veni bibi saltavi
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