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Sonnet, published under the CCCOPL (CodeProject Creative CopyLeft Open Poetic License)
NASA discovered that red Mars has waters;
I suspect its tears of aliens' daughters,
and, I wouldn't bet that Mars is all wet
since it hasn't quite been announced yet
And, if Mars' all chock full of moisture,
why not archaeobacteria in dank pastures?
But, for those who want to migrate there,
I suggest you take an arsenal to prepare
for whatever else hides in craters there
Take atomics, and rocket-launch grenades,
take deadly henbane and toxic nightshade,
take death-metal, rap, facebook, twitter
Take Boy-George, Bono, with Gary Glitter,
enough drugs to obliviate feeling bitter
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
modified 28-Sep-15 11:29am.
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REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW!
Oh, sorry, the whovian in me thought it was a Doctor Who reference 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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I read "Spiders from Mars", which reminds me of an excellent 70's album by Mr Bowie 
while (true) {
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Is that water safe for drinking?!?!
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My artesian source says it tastes like salty kool-aid, and he gets it straight from the subterranean aquifer.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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I would assume that's it's probably not safe to drink without a lot of purification, but I do not know enough about how science works to tell you.
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NO
See[^]
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Ice and salt, who would have thunk it could be liquid in a cold environment? And how long would this liquid water exist?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Having made a mess of it last week this is definitely a proper one
Many kinds of saviour (7)
and the one I f????d up last week should have been
He's confused estimating (10) - sorry
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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So I assume the first one is this week's CCC. Easy Peasy
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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You assume correctly - easey peasey
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Various (anagram of saviour, means many kinds)
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Hurray - you are on tomorrow
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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What's CCC? Sorry, I am new in here.
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I'm guessing it's Codeprojects Cryptic Crossword
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Oh, I see. Thanks for the quick response.
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CCC - Cryptic Crossword Clue
OTD - Of the day
WSO - Winner Stays On
You will see these terms used regularly.
If the clue says WSO, the winner is responsible for the next day's clue.
So, if you guess, be prepared in case you win to enter a clue for the following day.
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Thanks for it. This sounds cool.
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As Tim says. I think it's best we explain elephant and sunshine at a later date.
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Timing is everything
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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It's a hard call, but when one country is basically Granny's and the other Dad's you are going to have these altercations. We get the same problem with Scotland/Ireland matches [without actually being related to the monarchs of the realms]
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: It's a hard call, but when one country is basically Granny'
Germany isn't playing is it?
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I did not know we had a king![^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's a running joke that Her Maj, and her family are all basically German. To Quote "Blackadder Goes Forth"
Darling: I'm as English as Queen Victoria
Blackadder: So your father's German, you're half German and you married a German.
Better that than French I suppose.
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