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Do Grammarians have a lot of comma sense?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Only when it comes to their colons.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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This raises an interesting question... What is a semi-colonoscopy?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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That's when the patient runs away when he sees the size of the camera.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or when they see the apostrophe and decide they can only afford a smaller test.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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No, they either question what you're doing or accept it: period.
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My dear old great grammarian thought so.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: My dear old great grammarian
Isn't that spelt grand mammary? 
What do I know though, I vos never reilly gud at uddergraffy.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I think you have to stop it.
Full stop it.
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As commas have nothing to do with grammar, I'd say not!  (Yes, I am in the mood for raining on parades. How did you know?)
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Pull
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Pull the plug ugly American woman in Redd Foxxy lady sings the blue Bayou country joe and the fish story in your eyes crying in the raindrops keep fallin' on my head eastbound and down in the boon Pickin' up the Pieces of April showers bring Mayflower Pilgrimm's fairy tail on the donkey Kong meets Godzill wind that blows no good grief Charlie Brown cowcatcher in the Rye Whiskey River of Darkness Monster mash potato famine at workin' in a coal miner's daughter of the middle border ruffiansel and Gretel push and pull
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Sonnet, published under the CCCOPL (CodeProject Creative CopyLeft Open Poetic License)
NASA discovered that red Mars has waters;
I suspect its tears of aliens' daughters,
and, I wouldn't bet that Mars is all wet
since it hasn't quite been announced yet
And, if Mars' all chock full of moisture,
why not archaeobacteria in dank pastures?
But, for those who want to migrate there,
I suggest you take an arsenal to prepare
for whatever else hides in craters there
Take atomics, and rocket-launch grenades,
take deadly henbane and toxic nightshade,
take death-metal, rap, facebook, twitter
Take Boy-George, Bono, with Gary Glitter,
enough drugs to obliviate feeling bitter
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
modified 28-Sep-15 11:29am.
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REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW!
Oh, sorry, the whovian in me thought it was a Doctor Who reference
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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I read "Spiders from Mars", which reminds me of an excellent 70's album by Mr Bowie 
while (true) {
continue;
}
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Is that water safe for drinking?!?!
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My artesian source says it tastes like salty kool-aid, and he gets it straight from the subterranean aquifer.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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I would assume that's it's probably not safe to drink without a lot of purification, but I do not know enough about how science works to tell you.
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NO
See[^]
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Ice and salt, who would have thunk it could be liquid in a cold environment? And how long would this liquid water exist?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Having made a mess of it last week this is definitely a proper one
Many kinds of saviour (7)
and the one I f????d up last week should have been
He's confused estimating (10) - sorry
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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So I assume the first one is this week's CCC. Easy Peasy
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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You assume correctly - easey peasey
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Various (anagram of saviour, means many kinds)
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Hurray - you are on tomorrow
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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What's CCC? Sorry, I am new in here.
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