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NSWF?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Mainly the joke about American beer being like making love in a canoe.
I know it doesn't quite reach MM's standards, but some people can be quite sensitive about that sort of language. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Don't even get me Sarted...
/ravi
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You'll have your Plato full.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Yes. You seem to have a Thoreau understanding of my condition.
/ravi
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I Kant help you with your condition.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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what is with this chane of comments?
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Here's[^] another one (of many).
/ravi
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I think you ruined it by adding the "tease" to Socra. Just saying.
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I posted about this problem[^] a month ago, and a few weeks before that.
I'm working at a company in San Diego as an employee of http://www.motionrecruitment.com/[^]
Right from the start their payroll website hasn't worked, so I have been tracking and submitting my hours to them with an Excel file.
Last Monday I got an email saying that they had made a mistake and that I would be getting mailed a check overnight, which I received the next day.
This week I submitted 44 hours for last week. Today I got paid - but only for 36 hours!!!
THIS COMPANY SUPPLIES PROGRAMMERS TO OTHER COMPANIES!!!! CAN THE NOT FIX THEIR OWNE PAYROLL SYSTEM!!!
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Sorry, hadda vent.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Kevin Marois wrote: COMPANY SUPPLIES PROGRAMMERS TO OTHER COMPANIES!!!! CAN THE NOT FIX THEIR OWNE PAYROLL SYSTEM
The incongruity is hilarious. It's a serious pain when they mess up your pay.
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Well, a classic case of The cobbler's children go barefoot...
I'd rather be phishing!
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Well yeah, don't you know how expensive shoes are, and the elephanting spawnlings keep growing out of them every few days. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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They HAVE fixed it.
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Donald Trump heard you been talkin' smack, and put a beat down on your ass. 
Anyhow, hope your payroll issue gets resolved fast, and permanent. 
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Are you also going to complain when you submit 44 hours and they pay you for 52?
Oh wait, I just read your post from last month - I guess you would complain  .
I suspect their system messed up because Labor Day was last week. I assume they don't pay you for holidays because you are a contractor, so somewhere in the process it deducted an 8 hour day from the hours you submitted.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Four years ago I worked at a company which made mistakes on 14 of my first 16 paychecks. Shortly after they finally got it right, the company was bought and I was laid off.
At my current job, the contract company has been flawless. (Oxford Global Resources[^])
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and buy 5 get 1 free, not sure what you'd do with 6, can you make a tablet cluster screen?
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Wastedtalent wrote: buy 5 get 1 free
I know. Isn't that a crazy promotion? 
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£49.99 over this side of the pond, but still cheap.
I use Apple stuff as much as possible and develop apps for iOS, but looking at branching out into Android development - the phones are a bit steep still (almost iPhone prices) but this could be a decent device for playing around with Android Studio.
What do you think?
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: could be a decent device for playing around with Android Studio.
That's exactly what I would do. This is a great low-price for decent hardware and you could definitely use it for getting into Android Studio and dev. I think it's a great idea.
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