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Might be a Leslie, just looking for an old picture on my phone and found this I meant to share here some months ago;
Job Advert[^]
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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To be fair, it does look like she's eyeing the cameraman and thinking "You want me to put my hand where?!?"
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I think I worked with Stuart! 
veni bibi saltavi
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Really? That's not how I pictured you at all.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I'd never thought it, but you are my type.
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This job is definitely not worth eleven-five a year! (Ghostbusters)
but 2000 pounds? Per year? That was really long ago.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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1971 - going by the decimalisation pic in the background.
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"Inflation is low. Trust us." 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I like the reverse charge bit at the bottom. I wonder how far you would get if you reversed charged a perspective employer nowadays.
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Is it still possible to do that?
Don't think I've ever had call to do it.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Is it just my monitor or does she appear to have a run in her stockings? Right leg just below the hemline.
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I hadn't studied her legs that closely, but yes, you seem to be correct.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Do I have to wear a skirt though?
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Romford??? Have you ever been to Romford???
Hint: don't. It gives new meaning to dull.
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But what was it like in the 70s? A friend of mine lived there in the early 80s and I thought I'd seen worse at the time. Very fine 'build-your-own-pizza' takeaway establishment anyway!
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Member 9082365 wrote: But what was it like in the 70s?
I have no idea - way too young to be allowed to go to Romford - it's not even in London!!!
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Which one is the programmer?
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Want to know who votes your innocuous messages as abuse? Close your account and all becomes clear[^]. You can then reopen your account by using the same e-mail and you get all your rep points and everything back.
Must say I found a couple surprising...now I just need to find out their home addresses.
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Pompey Three wrote: and you get all your rep points and everything back.
All 312 of them. 
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I feel left out 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: I feel left out
If it helps, I can vote your post as abuse. 
Always willing to help a person out.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Count me in, I just came too late and you were already out. And mind the dog and the keeper when entering my lawn (The bodyguard was trained by John).
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Getting into Germany will the easy bit, I'll just claim to be a Syrian.
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See you at Munich central station. I Get a good view of the whole circus when I head for my train every morning.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well, you need to play it well, because you could be thrown out to Hungary, which means thrown out to Serbia, which means thrown out to Greece.
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