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The prince is waiting for you to pay advance $$ into his account. And then, the promised millions will come to you. 
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I am currently in negotiations with a Nigerian government official. There was a vice president of engineering at Shell Oil who died with a large bank account there. I'm helping the government official to.....
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Leave it to a few bad apples to ruin it for everyone, aye? Some poor soul actually ends up needing gas and is a little short on money, and people just assume they're scamming.
In the past, I have, on occasion, helped out a person or two. I'm not rich, but I'm not strapped for cash, so one tank isn't breaking the bank. Until this one guy...
Comes up to me, 'Hey man, I got kids I gotta get to X place, can you help?' Yeah sure...
Two weeks later, I see the same guy, same station... 'Hey man, I need a little help...' I reply sorry, not today. He continues... 'Hey, do I know you?' I reply no, you don't know me. 'Yeah! Yeah, were we in jail together!?' ....... I reply no, we definitely weren't in jail together. 'You sure man? Down in so & so! Gotta be you!'
Why on earth would you think that trying to convince me we were in jail together (never arrested in my life, so... duh...) would get me to help you out?
After that, I never helped anyone again.
Slightly different instance: I had a woman walk up to me a few weeks later asking for money because her house had just burned down. Really lady? Your house had just burned down the last time you asked me for money... If you're going to scam people, at least try to remember who you told what!
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Kyle Moyer wrote: After that, I never helped anyone again.
That's how I feel. Sad, really, it means that people that really need help don't get it because of the scumbags out there. 
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I'm not quite sure the people that need help would beg in the first place. I it happened to me I would go the gas station and ask the salesman for a gas loan probably leaving my watch or driving license until I bring back the money.
In my opinion it is safe bet to assume it is a scum. Even at the cost of very rare false-positive...
--
"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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Good point. 
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In Europe we have a much more civilised way of doing this - the Government takes the equivalent of the $10 you might have parted with and passes on $5 to the person stuck without money. Everyone is happy*
*According to the latest Government survey
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The best bet in my opinion is offering to fill up their car (to some degree, I'm not that well of) and pay directly to the cashier of the gas station. Offers like this from my side have been (not so gracefully) declined, but then I knew what was cooking!
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I fell for that 10 or 15 years ago.
The attendant at the gas station told me that the two in the car pull that stunt typically twice a week.
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My wife had stopped in a fast food restaurant. Some woman approached her asking for money for food. My wife said no money, but she would buy food. The woman then tried to order something expensive. My wife said no way, the item in question was more money than she was spending on herself. I guess that the woman forgot the adage: Beggars cannot be choosers.
Fletcher Glenn
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Sigh, it's just me - Visual Studio has always done this, but today it's driving me nuts - you know the quirk -
You minimize Visual Studio, attempt a task, but VS is busy, so it restores itself. (Repeat sentence until you give up and wait for VS to complete).
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"Why Visual Studio is driving me nuts today"
Because you installed it...
Why does it get so much slower with each version?
Why does Intellisense switch itself off every now and then?
Why don't they do a bug-fix version instead of adding a heap of pointless rubbish?
And it's still the best IDE by several miles! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What fires my flame is that with EVERY release of VS the menu items, toolbar buttons, and keyboard shortcuts are changed.
WHY???? WTF was wrong with where they were??? WHY did then need to be moved so now I have to relearn them ALL LOVER AGIAN!!!
What jack@$$ at MS decided THAT was a good idea?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Kevin Marois wrote: What jack@$$ at MS decided THAT was a good idea?
The cheese mover guy[^]
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I would think that persons aspires to your tagline
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I wish MS would someday create a light version of the VS IDE which has optimal number of functionality to help a beginner to get started with coding.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Everybody who complains about VS (any version) should first work with Embarcadero Products....
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Do long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You Sir, are fired.
Life is too shor
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Nanny'll be after you for that one!
veni bibi saltavi
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Talk about trolling . . . a rather Smaug remark. Don't make a hobbit of it.
OriginalGriff wrote: long fairy tales
Oh - wait. I thought you were gay-bashing.
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