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To paraphrase: "I know VB...." 
Wait, I am in LA!!! Wire me in, dude!
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: I know VB...
You're in!!
Please build the life-transforming all-encompassing new platform which 8.2 billion people of the earth will begin using tomorrow. 
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Here you go...
10 PRINT "Hello World!"
20 GOTO 10
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Where do I upload your $2.5 million USD. Tomorrow we give you a raise
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My bank account is located at the Western Union branch on the corner of Happiness and Health. Just send it to VB_Coder. I'll collect the cash and send you the rest of the code. 
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newton.saber wrote: Please build the life-transforming all-encompassing new platform which 8.2 billion people of the earth will begin using tomorrow.
Using only 4 programmers! 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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JimmyRopes wrote: Using only 4 programmers!
We really shouldn't need more than 1 programmer should we? I mean what would all those people do?
Now, Marketers...we're going to need 100s of them.
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That's what the other three programmers are for. Three programmers are roughly equivalent to 99 marketers by my calculations.
Sure there's a little bit of slack, but I'm confident if we pull together we can make up the difference!
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There's one born every minute. How many applicants have they had already?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: How many applicants have they had already?
Well...
I don't want to toot my own horn, but at least one. 
I'm quarkified too, betuz I are an awesome keyboardist.
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Kevin Marois wrote: developing a world changing platform
Cool, they must be developing another javascript framework that'll be all the rage for 4 months before the next one comes along.
Kevin Marois wrote: The pay for this position is incredibly high, between $350k to $450K annually
Excellent! I hope that like all freelance projects they want all the code to be on their servers at all times and they'll pay me when the whole project is finished and they have all the code up and running.
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Quote: been developing websites and platforms since they were a teenager
When I was a teenager, websites didn't exist... neither did the internet!
My first computer was a mainframe!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Now then, it should become a very relaxed Job for you 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Forogar wrote: hen I was a teenager, websites didn't exist...
Stop your limited thinking.
How're you going to get ahead like that?
I personally worked on the Internet __before__ it was created.
We used typewriters and shuffled the papers amongst ourselves.
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I was around when the first internet virus was deployed on DARPA. Imagine the fun of single stepping a DEC 8/12 to trap it.
The difficult may take time, the impossible a little longer.
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That is cool. I remember reading about that virus in John McAfee's original book about viruses (virii).
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I resemble that.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Platforms did though. Many more of them as well as most rail lines hadn't been closed yet. 
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Kevin Marois wrote: as we are creating a life changing platform that will change the medical industry.
Ah - I see early hints of the iSuppository(tm) work here?
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There are repos from Git.
This will be suppos from ___PUT__!!
Get it?!! nyuck nyuck! PUT. You know suppository going to get you PUTTING all over the place. 
I have actually become much funnier recently. I don't even know how that is possible. 
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'websites' ?!
Klingon developers don't write code for websites.
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I moved from LA when I was 22. Haven't looked back.
I recommend the same.
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compensation: Doe
Dat compensation, doe!
No, really, 350k+? That really does sound too good to be true...
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I actually interviewed for this job.
Things went really well right up to the end where I was told that I would have to wear a tie on office days.
I walked out and didn't look back.
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For 350-450K I'd dress in drag or go full nude.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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