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Ian Shlasko wrote: "And please don't lie, because we'll have no way of verifying whether you actually know how to program."
That's so easy! First, just find an "interview questions" article, then...
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Can't do that! What if the candidate has read the same article? They should find about ten different "interview questions" articles, and then take a few pieces from each one... Make sure to take entire clauses, not just individual words...
For example...
"What's the difference between Polymorphism and Quicksort?"
"How would you estimate how many manhole covers there are on an airplane?"
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I thought that was the idea of "interview questions" articles? You learn 'em, the interviewer asks 'em, you parrot them back, you get the job!
So obviously only the real, top quality, most experienceder of the experienciest, bestest of the bestest programmers would read them. 
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Google would appear to believe that "experienceder" is a real word, but "experienciest" isn't...
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You just spelt it wrong, it's 'experiencist'.
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What you've assumed is that the pay is in US Dollars, it's not. They're actually paying you in Chilean Pesos.
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No, no, it really is paid in Dollars.
OK, Zimbabwean Dollars, but hey ...
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Nothing like a little arrogance to fuel a new startup! Unfortunately, literally everyone thinks they have the next big thing; yet they never actually do. Good luck to the poor sap that gets suckered by this non-sense!
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If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon!
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In-casket video streaming?
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Wait, I was a teenager earlier this year, and have been programming for 3 years. I have slight knowledge of all of these, and I guess that would make me an expert. Where do I sign up?
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Kevin Marois wrote: You will only be required to be in the office to work when needed.
...but the office is in Homs, Syria.
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Message Closed
modified 16-Sep-15 12:06pm.
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Get it in the f***ing sea!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Better not let Mrs. Nagy find out about those slippers.
Life is too shor
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I bet that would go great with crackers and Unicorn meat[^]!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Forgot about that!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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Now there's a superfood 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Maximilien wrote: Please Nagy, try it and report back!!!
As you wish.
glug glug glug
Mmm. I have tried it, a couple of weeks ago. It is not Gin, it is a Gin based Liqueur. When you discount the 'real silver' [IIRC it was more likely the horse than the metal] gimmicky bellecks, it wasn't too bad. It has a strong citrus tone and is drinkable, but would be best quickly followed by a dirty martini.
veni bibi saltavi
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I've just completed the Times Jumbo from Saturday which includes a definition for CURRANT of "product of grape"!  
Be sure that I will be raisin' the matter with the crossword editor soon!!!!
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Are marine biology seminars created for educational porpoises?
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Oh my cod was that bad!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Something smells fishy.
/ravi
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I agree but I didn't want to carp about it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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