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Octopods, octopodes, or octupusses ... good!
Octopi .. bad, bad, bad!
Please write a thousand times ...
I must not apply Latin plurals to Greek words
.. and have it on my desk by the morning!
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Yer just lookin' fer a reason to octipi my time...
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You've forgotten the tummy tickle and the fancy tickle!
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Did Willis Carrier[^] invent air condition before it was cool?
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"launching an industry that would fundamentally improve the way we live, work and play"
... and also slowly kill the planet ...
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But, but, but... how else are we supposed to combat global warming? 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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It wasn't so hard to invent airconditioning - it was a breeze.
/ravi
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Ah! You're a fan then?
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Actually I think it's a lot of hot air. I'm sure the idea will blow over.
/ravi
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Cool!
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Ah, yes, the endless dripping of one-liners seeping into the stream as we air our ever-so centrally conditioned humid attempts with vented focus.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Have you been in meetings with marketing dweebs all day again?
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That thought was circulating in my mind.
/ravi
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I shall, with temperate modesty, distribute this reply to the occupied space within this forum that, perchance, the one-liners evaporate into the cycling desiccants of space and time, that the process of altering the properties thereof enable comfortable conditions no longer being so modified.
Or, something like that. 
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Simmer down! No need to get all hot and bothered.
/ravi
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MeThinks I'll duct outta this thread...
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Now, now... Perhaps you're just hyperventilating?
/ravi
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Seems we have a Freon (free-on jokes) leak...
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Power switch was just turned OFF!
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I'm surprised he didn't just vent for it.
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I was talking about this yesterday but the wife said it was just a lot of hot air.
veni bibi saltavi
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I think so. They must have used other techniques to stay cool. Mountains of snow, windowless sun-side walls, good old suffering, etc must have helped. 
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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The real question is, Will he Carry 'er to the next level?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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