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Jason Smith14-Sep-15 2:38

Jason Smith

14-Sep-15 2:38

Well, seeing how I've pretty much have been deemed guilty of some sort of fishing scam, at least you wrote some pretty funny responses.

Dan Neely14-Sep-15 3:33

Dan Neely

14-Sep-15 3:33

Sarcasm and mockery is a free part of the service provided here. Laugh | :laugh:

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius

Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt

F-ES Sitecore14-Sep-15 2:54

F-ES Sitecore

14-Sep-15 2:54

I didn't submit it, but not due to the reasons already listed, but because there are too many free-text fields. Whilst these things might be good for you, at the end of the day you're expecting people to give up their free time to do this for no reward so it should be as easy to complete as possible. It might be hard to rephrase your questions as lists of multiple choice statements, but you should give it a go and you'd get more replies.

CDP180214-Sep-15 4:04

CDP1802

14-Sep-15 4:04

How did you get to where you are today?

That's easy. I must have done terrible things in a previous life.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Kevin Marois14-Sep-15 5:05

Kevin Marois

14-Sep-15 5:05

What do any of those questions have to do with development or project management??

That interview looks really phishy to me.

If it's not broken, fix it until it is

Eddy Vluggen14-Sep-15 7:04

Eddy Vluggen

14-Sep-15 7:04

I would trust it more if I could verify that you are from said school; or if the survey had been hosted on your schools' website. Alternatively, you can copy/paste from here.

Working as a .NET developer is similar to working as a Delphi developer. The biggest difference is the language; they are not the same, just similar.

I do not think about the future of the .NET Framework; it is a widely-used platform, and enough people are invested in it to ensure that it will still be there tomorrow.

If you want to reach me, simply reply to this message Smile | :)

Bastard Programmer from Hell Suspicious | :suss:

If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

Eddy Vluggen14-Sep-15 7:13

Eddy Vluggen

14-Sep-15 7:13

..I have just read their website. Does it really say "five weeks"?

Bastard Programmer from Hell Suspicious | :suss:

If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

WSO FSOW OTD 2015-09-14

OriginalGriff13-Sep-15 23:37

13-Sep-15 23:37

At last! Hope it's worth waiting for:

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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

_Maxxx_13-Sep-15 23:39

13-Sep-15 23:39

Hmmmm - what order are the first four characters in Smile | :)

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OriginalGriff14-Sep-15 0:08

14-Sep-15 0:08

12
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Do not escape reality : improve reality !

Rage13-Sep-15 23:49

Rage

13-Sep-15 23:49

Point ?

OriginalGriff14-Sep-15 0:08

14-Sep-15 0:08

One Black

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

_Maxxx_13-Sep-15 23:50

13-Sep-15 23:50

Would be too simple if it was Cubes

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OriginalGriff14-Sep-15 0:09

14-Sep-15 0:09

Two Black, one white

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

_Maxxx_14-Sep-15 0:10

14-Sep-15 0:10

What?

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OriginalGriff14-Sep-15 0:20

14-Sep-15 0:20

The game of Mastermind rules: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mastermind_(board_game)[^] (You probably played it as a kid).

Chris started it last week, and I think it adds a dimension to this.

Black - right letter, right location.
White - right letter, wrong location.

So if my word was "ZEBRAS" (it's not, BTW) and your guess was "BOLLOX" then you'd have "1 White" for the 'B' - right letter, wrong location. If you guessed "ZOFTIG" then you'd have "1 Black" for the 'Z'.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

_Maxxx_14-Sep-15 0:21

14-Sep-15 0:21

Unnerstand - never did like mastermind!

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_Maxxx_13-Sep-15 23:52