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Is it just me or have others also started noticing unnerving amounts of "programming rockstar required" job posts? First of all, WHAT? Second of that, let's assume that there is such a thing as a "programming rockstar". And if there were that many programming rockstars around to fill these jobs, then they'd not be rockstars! They'd be just another set of developers.
Oh and then the job posts say the candidate can be fresh college graduate or with "2-3 years of experience". Again, WHAT? What kind of rockstar is this? It's getting to a point where I am going to have to write a browser add-on that puts a big fat red STOP sign on a job post that mentions requirement of "rockstar".
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divyamistry wrote: What kind of rockstar is this?
Rockstar along the lines of Justin Beiber, Taylor Swift.. that kind of thing (i.e. NOT) 
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Wash your keyboard out with SOAP!
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I've only got JSON 
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How about burying it in lime then?
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: How about burying it in lime then?
..and gin? 
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Nope. Nagy got there first.
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Now that was funny. 
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No kidding! I want to punch a pillow, because even a hundred head-shakes are not going to be enough. 
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I'd bet even if you applied and got the position, you'd be programming VBScript in a cold, damp, dingy cupboard in Blaenau Gwent[^].
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Whoa whoa whoa! Watch your language mister! No need to bring such filth in this conversation. And also no need to talk about Blaenau Gwent.
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It's obvious: they want a cheap code monkey who can bash the skins like a Daemon or make the axe cry.
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You've been around the block, right? I'm a relatively young'un. Help me! What's this crazy fascination with "javascript rockstar" and "data rockstar" and "scala rockstar" and "whatever rockstar"?  Has this been the case all these years and I just never noticed?
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It's reasonably new: a "new generation" of recruiters are sliming their way into the "business" and want some way to feel "dynamic", "thrusting", "sexy", and "cutting edge".
What they mean is "We want a brilliant coder who works really, really cheap. And I've got the latest generation iPhone so I'm hip. What does 'javascript' mean? And how do you turn this phone on?"
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It's kind of sad though. Genuinely good companies with excellent jobs are ruined by plastering such nonsense phrases. Makes me facepalm at 100mph.
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Chances are the job doesn't really exist (yet) anyway. I suspect the vast majority of them are just "CV fishing" trips.
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divyamistry wrote: ruined by plastering such nonsense phrases
Too late, even without the "rockstar" phrase I often see them asking for things like:
[ ] Ability to develop radar scanning HTML for embedded
[ ] Experience with OOPs programming
[ ] Ability to develop Java with a web browser
[ ] Works on assigned tasks as needed
[ ] Understands Architectural methodologies such as JavaScript
What!?!
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You forgot to usage of "Agile Methodologies" to the Buzzword Bingo card...
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newton.saber wrote: [ ] Experience with OOPs programming
I say "OOPS" while programming all of the time! 
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I don't know about you but I made about three javas with a web browser. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: What they mean is "We want a brilliant coder who works really, really cheap. And I've got the latest generation iPhone so I'm hip. What does 'javascript' mean? And how do you turn this phone on?"
+5
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The "rockstar" qualifier is actually quite a helpful hint to put your efforts elsewhere where they might do some good.
The HR officer who wrote the position thinks password input come up in a giant text box see-able from across a room, use plain text, can can be cracked by you, the rock star, in five guesses or less. Just like in the movies.
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What they'll actually get is near illiterate script kiddy who can only manage to bash the bishop!
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"How do I become a programming rockstar?"
Who asks such a BASIC thing?
Life is too shor
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Load of COBOLlocks, if you ask me!
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