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Homo Naledi[^]
2.5 ~ 2.8 million years ago, and they had burial rituals it seems.
I admit, the artist's impression doesn't look like anyone in my family, but...
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Rubbish! I saw him on Jeremy Kyle last week!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I saw him on Jeremy Kyle
You're really getting into this "unemployed layabout shirker" shtick aren't you? 
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If you recall, I don't actually have a telly.
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That's what they all say!
Doesn't ITV have an internet player? (I did a quick google of Kyle and it popped up as an ITV show)
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OriginalGriff wrote: I did a quick google of Kyle and it popped up as an ITV show
Really? 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Don't need a television, if you're in the live audience...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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whoa - I thought I was looking in a mirror for a moment - then I realised I had less hair 
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Well, he's got better hair than Trump! Got my vote... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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...can't rip their faarrrkkkking heads off.
I was called out to a customers Tuesday as the computer was slow. Turns out the thing is faarrrkkkked. Motherboard or something, but clicked something, live out the rest of your life and it still isn't doen. If you want to run an Administrative tool, then bad luck.
So I organise a nice new shiney 6th Gen i7 with Windows 10. Then I get the software from the customer, all original.
2 untouched, unopened copies of Windows XP Professional.
1 Vista Ultimate with the license sticker still on it.
Office XP Profesional.
QuickBooks from 2008.
His other software for his business (tradesman) has been purchased and downloaded from links in emails. From what I can see it was last done in 2009.
So then it gets better. Looking at the HDD from the old computer he was using Office 2013, talking to him it is Office 365. He doesn't know his Microsoft Account or any passwords. It's all kept in Norton Vault.
Looking through the old HDD I find he has old installation files for Norton Identity Safe. So I login to his ISP Webmail, then reset his Norton Accoutnpassword and login. His Norton Identity Safe subscription is expired, I can renew or delete his backed up files.
It's too late to call him, I can't get any of his software installed and he wants this back and working tomorrow morning. It's currently 22:10 and there is no hope this will be sorted.
Will have to put the HDD back in the old shitbox and hope I can get something out of it.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Tell him to drop Norton Blackmail and get Keepass or something similar instead
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It's a bit late for that now: he needs the content first!
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's a bit late for that now: he needs the content first! 
Spot on. He didn't ask you to keep a copy for him by chance?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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No, sorry. You could try the NSA archives?
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Try that in a garage with your car; "I want it fixed tomorrow."
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Try that in a garage with your car; "I want it fixed tomorrow."
...to which the response can almost always be "it can be done, but it'll cost you"
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Just one of those things that come up in conversation in the MAXXX household
What do YOU call it? Crayon or coloured pencil - or something else?
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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We're posh and have both. Coloured pencils are just that, pencils with a coloured 'lead'. Crayons are the wax things that get trodden into the good carpets and can never be fully removed.
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I agree.
Except I don't have any good carpets.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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That's my take, too (although we don't have carpets, living in a posh Queenslander with wooden floorboards, but Mrs. Maxxx called them crayons in her youth, not coloured pencils.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I wouldn't want to be the one to tell her she's wrong - good luck !
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I would say something about being uncouth, but taking into account that you're too far south, that would be considered socially insensitive.
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I seem to remember my mother calling them both something along the lines of [snip - Decency Police]. It took sometime for my youthful self to work out that that was the only name of crayons/pencils when used to create impromptu murals in the living room!
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I've known coloured pencils to also be called 'pencil crayons' but never just 'crayons', which are the waxy things.
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Crayons were always the coloured wax.
Pencil crayons or coloured pencils were interchangeable terms for the wood encased coloured 'lead'.
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