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Beautiful, wish I was there period.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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And that's when I thought of this[^] 
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Yeah, Beach Boys[^] are really good at making cover songs 
Lyrics from Beach Boys is way better though 
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Wow, didn't know that tune was actually Chuck Berry's 
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Nice!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Has a Norwegian that analysed a bird Scandinavian?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Do you have the flu?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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It wasn't me, it was the Lutefisk I tell ya!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You're displaying a talon for eggactly what?
Whatever that talon is, I wouldn't wishbone it on anyone.
I already egret responding.
<aside: sorry="" everyone,="" i="" accidentally="" got="" distracted="" and="" worked="" today="">
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Where are you robin these jokes from?
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Always thrush reading these
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How do I make a joke about a dodo fly?
Life is too shor
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"I seen a horse fly
I seen a dragon fly
I seen a house fly..."
But I never seen a dodo fly!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh when will it all Finnish?
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After he eats a danish[^]?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'd rather just eat Danish[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Wouldn't everybody[^]??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Haven't you been hawking this crap long enough?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Works
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Works like a charm bracelet be be finale of seems lak to me de stars don't shine so bright's diseize the day brought back my nights in whiter shade of palely loitering of fire on the mountain lightning bug spray cranberry juice newton stood on the shoulders of giants fanning yourself works
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I was on the tenth most crowded train[^] this morning. It was no problem and everyone had a seat. I got off at the third stop, where 4.5 million people got on [or so it seemed]
veni bibi saltavi
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Wow... I can't remember the last time I actually got a seat during my commute. I ride the Lexington Avenue line, aka the 4/5/6...
On a good day, I can breathe without someone's arm in my face.
On a bad day, I can't even reach a handhold, but it doesn't matter, because we're packed in so tightly that I couldn't fall down if I tried.
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