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Trying to make a pun with mayo can bring you to your naise.
/ravi
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Lettuce try and keep mayo out of it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I was about to give mayo a dressing down.
/ravi
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Ah OK, but don't make it cheesy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You're right - that would stink.
/ravi
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Like a Limburger?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Strangely, I find Limburger radishing.
/ravi
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Try one that is ripe; many eyes may look at you from within the cheese and have the same idea about you.
..but to cut to the beef, this topic has been grounded and mashed to death. A 100 percent carrot Leslie.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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A searing post indeed.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, I think we're stewed.
/ravi
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You wouldn't want to get embroiled with him.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You're right. He'd grill me.
/ravi
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Better let him simmer for a while and cool down.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm cooking slowly.
The crockpot was a great idea. I hope I did not spill the beans on the ending 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Dang, I was hoping you'd keep a lid on it.
/ravi
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I hate you all. 
Geek code v 3.12 {
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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No, that just makes it harder to read.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Beware that you're not grilled about these puns.
Some posters have bun given a patty hard time for less.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You are all in medium rare form today.
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Well done 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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The question is: why do you need flash?
(A serious question: it's been a while since I've actually used a site that relied on flash)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Because every second site that has a video I'm interested in watching insists on serving my desktop browser a flash video instead of html5. 
I don't know if their PHBs are trying to pretend mobile doesn't exist at all; or just that all desktop users will have flash so always serve that up for them. Either way, they're still too common for me to exile flash to an ancillary browser. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Ah. Right.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Flash is still too widely used for video to avoid. 
So the question is, will I have trouble running flash in FF42-x64.
