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"But by 10:10 AM, to everyone’s relief, the birdbrains over at animal services managed to capture and subdue the chicken, placing it where all escapees end up: the back seat of a squad car."
 
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It is amazing no one took the free lunch for a ride any sooner.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If you put tomato sauce on your burger, do you need to ketchup with the times?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What a zinger!
veni bibi saltavi
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You relish these thoughts don't you.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's exactly these kind of thoughts that can get you into a pickle.
/ravi
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Dill they really?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have to condiment you on asking that question.
/ravi
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Mayo have all the sauce you need 
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 I tried in vain for 40 minutes to make a pun with mayo but I couldn't mustard any idea 
Geek code v 3.12 {
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Trying to make a pun with mayo can bring you to your naise.
/ravi
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Lettuce try and keep mayo out of it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I was about to give mayo a dressing down.
/ravi
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Ah OK, but don't make it cheesy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You're right - that would stink.
/ravi
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Like a Limburger?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Strangely, I find Limburger radishing.
/ravi
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Try one that is ripe; many eyes may look at you from within the cheese and have the same idea about you.
..but to cut to the beef, this topic has been grounded and mashed to death. A 100 percent carrot Leslie.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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A searing post indeed.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, I think we're stewed.
/ravi
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You wouldn't want to get embroiled with him.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You're right. He'd grill me.
/ravi
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Better let him simmer for a while and cool down.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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