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My development computer has Windows Server on it, so that I can fully test things before moving to the production server. I do web development using IIS, and that requires Visual Studio be in Administrator mode when I open it. The computer is an extra computer that I asked for, and I installed Windows Server on it myself, using a copy that I downloaded from my MSDN account. I do not use it for email, although I do use it to browse development sites for code samples. At first, it wasn't even connected to the office domain. Actually, we don't have a separate admin for our production web server. My boss and I are the admins as well as the developers. It is one of the pleasures of working in a small office.
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"But by 10:10 AM, to everyone’s relief, the birdbrains over at animal services managed to capture and subdue the chicken, placing it where all escapees end up: the back seat of a squad car."
 
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It is amazing no one took the free lunch for a ride any sooner.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If you put tomato sauce on your burger, do you need to ketchup with the times?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What a zinger!
veni bibi saltavi
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You relish these thoughts don't you.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's exactly these kind of thoughts that can get you into a pickle.
/ravi
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Dill they really?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have to condiment you on asking that question.
/ravi
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Mayo have all the sauce you need 
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 I tried in vain for 40 minutes to make a pun with mayo but I couldn't mustard any idea 
Geek code v 3.12 {
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Trying to make a pun with mayo can bring you to your naise.
/ravi
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Lettuce try and keep mayo out of it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I was about to give mayo a dressing down.
/ravi
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Ah OK, but don't make it cheesy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You're right - that would stink.
/ravi
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Like a Limburger?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Strangely, I find Limburger radishing.
/ravi
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Try one that is ripe; many eyes may look at you from within the cheese and have the same idea about you.
..but to cut to the beef, this topic has been grounded and mashed to death. A 100 percent carrot Leslie.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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A searing post indeed.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, I think we're stewed.
/ravi
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You wouldn't want to get embroiled with him.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You're right. He'd grill me.
/ravi
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