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The one-billion reasons would be the number of humans turned-into-zombies on Earth who used it today.
The one-billion-and-first reason would be Revenant-In-Chief Mark Zuckerberg's crowing about how he rules the roost and owns the hen-house: [^].
FaceBook, Twitter, and their ilk: the post twentieth century's intellectual equivalent of the Black Death.
cheers, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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FarceBok and Twatter have a very serious purpose.
They identify the people who are of no real use to the species, and which can be eliminated. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I, personally, look forward to the B Ark -- it'll be the one with masseuses.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: it'll be the one with masseuses
...and your wife / girlfriend! 
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Hadn't thought of that... I don't think the descriptions of the Arks included "house-wives" and other non-employed persons, but I suppose they'd all be on the B Ark as well.
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OriginalGriff wrote: identify the people who are of no real use to the species, and which can be eliminated
Hoi you do not start hunting down my kids please...
I've seen the daughter communicate with her husband via FB, he was sitting 10 feet away! I an stunned by just how much drivel of their lives get posted on line.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I'm sorry...but that makes the kids part of the Great Disposables.
Quick! Educate her before the FarceBok Apocalypse!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Quick! Educate her
At 36 I think it may be a little late, I'm wondering whether we can get at the grand kids, we may be able to save them.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I'm still waiting for some other social network to come along and wipe out Facebook, the same way Facebook wiped out Myspace, and Myspace wiped out Friendster.
For a while, I thought that would be G+, but... yeah, that's not happening.
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What about we drink a lot, until we make something ever worse? If that is what you mean to say.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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To be honest, it was MySpace that that wiped out MySpace! And I'd be inclined to take that billion with a pinch of salt. MY Facebook account exists only as a convenient way to sign into other sites so I'm almost certainly one of that billion but I'd hardly say that I was 'using' it. Even if it's correct, that's still only one third of the estimated total number of Internet users, and one seventh of the world's population.
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I just went on Facebook and had 398,573,456 likes when I copied your post. Oh how 546,786 connections laughed at you. I shared you with Marky-Mark (as we insiders call him) and he told me never to speak to you again.
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Are you referring to yourself here? Help is available - no one should have to endure dust and ash in this day and age.
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Your quotes seem out of context.
Simply spamming, or would you care to explain how they relate to the subject?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Hey,
I love a parade as much as the next guy. One never tires of ... stale original content. Perhaps "42" means no link was abused in the creation of this thought?
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RedDk wrote: Perhaps "42" means no link was abused in the creation of this thought?
Not bad.
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RedDk wrote: Perhaps "42" means no link was abused in the creation of this thought?
So, merely fishing for response?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I am not going to ask if you read much.. 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I am illterte. Kant reed or ryt.
But I also have a profound dislike/distrust of people who toss biblical references out like intellectual candy as if, somehow, they hold some secret knowledge that only they understand when, most of the time, what they refer to is either meaningless babble, a non sequiter or a lecturing homily.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: But I also have a profound dislike/distrust of people who
..wear purple clothes.
You should distrust everyone, not just semi-intellectuals.
R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: they hold some secret knowledge that only they understand when
That goes for any quote.
Sorry, I saw an insult and simply had to join in
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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