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One of the most bullshit terms ever used.
google.se? Then I had to 'bezoek sida' or some such on one of the photos.
Must be a Germanic language then! 
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What? You don't know Swedish? 
I'll change the link - just for you (I hope it's gonna work. Can't verify it, because Google reroutes google.com queries to google.se on my computer)! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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What? No haggis jokes? I'm appalled (and a little disgusted by the thought of them). So here's one:
You have to hand it to chefs who make haggis.
It takes guts.
Didn't say it was a good one, but then again: Neither is haggis... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 25-Aug-15 3:21am.
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Haggis is interesting. Cant say I like it, but it is satisfying though. Kind of like dumplings, its good stodge!
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Bakers in the village I live in makes and sells haggis rolls, like sausage rolls but with haggis instead of sausage meat.
I've not yet summoned up the courage to eat one.
Although around a month ago I was in a pub when someone bought over a large pork pie that had a layer of haggis running through it, that was pleasant enough smeared with English mustard.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: Bakers in the village I live in makes and sells haggis rolls,
Where is this village, and do the bakers deliver to the south coast?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I like haggis! It goes very well with tatties & neeps, with a tot of a good single malt.
And they are fun to catch as well - particularly if you have tourists to help...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Au contraire, mon brave. Haggis (real haggis, not the plastic substitute you get in supermarkets) is the height of gastronomic delight. Now I'm down in Devon I have to get my local butcher to put in a special order for it so it attracts a premium price but it's worth every penny!
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The best joke was about Germans?
I did nazi that coming! 
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Boom Tish!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Be careful with what you post in the lounge, you may make some people führerious...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Why not? Are you having problems with your concentration, champ? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Just a bit nervous... And I SS start to SS stutter when I'm NNNervous 
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Don't mention the war![^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Signed up for some courses on Udemy.
They are now fuzzy.
Found out why.
Video on them is now 640 x 360
Warn your friends // keep your money.
UPDATE: EDIT: Looks like I was wrong. They have a secret hidden magic trick, which, if you are persistent, you can discover through their help and support pages (I have still not encountered a single living human, speaking in real time, at that site). There is a place on the video display where you can click and you'll get a 720p signal. Udemy is now okay again.
modified 28-Aug-15 4:01am.
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Like everything else these days, they are presumably optimised for smartphone!
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I found the way to return the view to 720p.
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what the application at Hooters is like… do they hand them a bra and say, "here fill this out"?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Mike Hankey wrote: what the application at Hooters is like
It's cObOl application...
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I think the matter is decided when the applicant first enters the room.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Narrowed down when she enters and clinched when she turns to leave. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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So many pun replies comes to mind, but I saw this[═] on the internet and just could not help but realize there is no indication of what is needed other than the way you look, for all they care about you can be a retard with a "boomin' bod" 
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Not in Singapore! Bra comes pre filled...
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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