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But men can see their actual reaction
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Yes, but it's common knowledge that nothing a woman does is understandable by a man... 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I pick my nose with an excuse that I was smelling my fingers.
And then we cannot stop laughing looking at each other. So, the poll isn't applicable to me or my girl!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Are you suggesting that lady persons don't pick their noses. Wrong, s-o-o-o-o wrong!
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Guerrilla Coder wrote: When you pick your nosesh your pants (literally), which option is the least disgusting to the opposite sex?
- Flick it away
- Stick it on something
- Eat it <- Yeah eat IT!
- Roll it up and drop it (clandestinely, if possible)
- Other
That's a better poll 
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Tell them it's for playing guitar click[^]
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The real issue is - "What is wrong with Guerilla Coder?"
a) bored
b) just got chastised by GF
c) inebriated
???
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Guilty, your honour. All of the above.
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Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Guerrilla Coder wrote: which option is the least disgusting to the opposite sex?
I always fart a hearty fart while handing my wife my gooey boogers. It always turns her on....not.
I can guess your age from this most infantile question/poll.
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It's questions like these that keep me up nights.
/ravi
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Uh uh![^]
Quite glad that there are no bears where I live... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Cute bear. It's head bear-ly made it through. 
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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Haha, funnyyy - but I'll bear with you this time! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Lucky you did not get into a fight with it as it would have ripped you apart with its bear hands making it inpawsible to win against it un armed
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He would have been in a grizzly situation.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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CBadger wrote: its bear hands
Bears have hands? That's given me paws for thought.
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The police identified the bear. It's Justin Bibear.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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And his grandpaw was embearassed.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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They should be very clawed he didn't get any fur-ther...
Life is too shor
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You should be worried if bear grizzlys your steaks !
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Based on the photo, I'd say he didn't have the right to bear arms.
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