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Geez. If you're going to all that effort to tell a really hoary old joke, at least get it right!
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Strong anti-gull sentiment has intensified over summer
These gulls coming here and taking our chips!
*shakes Daily Mail at gulls*
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When you pick your nose, which option is the least disgusting to the opposite sex?
1. Flick it away
2. Stick it on something
3. Eat it
4. Roll it up and drop it (clandestinely, if possible)
5. Other
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Guerrilla Coder wrote: 5. Other
show it to the other person and ask "does this look normal to you?"
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Guerrilla Coder wrote: least disgusting to the opposite sex
Shouldn't this qualify it as a poll for ladies then...? 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Unless Guerrilla Coder is female?
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But men can see their actual reaction
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Yes, but it's common knowledge that nothing a woman does is understandable by a man... 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I pick my nose with an excuse that I was smelling my fingers.
And then we cannot stop laughing looking at each other. So, the poll isn't applicable to me or my girl!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Are you suggesting that lady persons don't pick their noses. Wrong, s-o-o-o-o wrong!
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Guerrilla Coder wrote: When you pick your nosesh your pants (literally), which option is the least disgusting to the opposite sex?
- Flick it away
- Stick it on something
- Eat it <- Yeah eat IT!
- Roll it up and drop it (clandestinely, if possible)
- Other
That's a better poll 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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Tell them it's for playing guitar click[^]
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The real issue is - "What is wrong with Guerilla Coder?"
a) bored
b) just got chastised by GF
c) inebriated
???
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Guilty, your honour. All of the above.
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Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Guerrilla Coder wrote: which option is the least disgusting to the opposite sex?
I always fart a hearty fart while handing my wife my gooey boogers. It always turns her on....not.
I can guess your age from this most infantile question/poll.
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It's questions like these that keep me up nights.
/ravi
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Uh uh![^]
Quite glad that there are no bears where I live... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Cute bear. It's head bear-ly made it through. 
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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Haha, funnyyy - but I'll bear with you this time! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Lucky you did not get into a fight with it as it would have ripped you apart with its bear hands making it inpawsible to win against it un armed
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