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You might want to start wallpapering your cubicle with Oracle error message translations like I had to.

Errors like "Bad END statement" really means "Label Not Found" (Honestly I wrote better parsers in high school) I'm guessing the parser found the END statement before the label and therefore blamed the END statement.

I had covered half a wall with these translations when I worked at an Oracle shop. I used to tell head hunters NEVER to send me to any place that was using Oracle.

I hoped the A-Team wrote the database engine, but it seemed the F-Troop wrote the user interface.
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